Burnout's breakfast

Two cigarettes and a can of Monster Energy

Joe didn't have time to eat before work so he had his usual burnout's breakfast

by ReachAround1994 December 23, 2023

let me break it down for you mark

Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.

Omniman: Let Me Break It Down For You Mark...

Invincible:...

by collegegrappler December 24, 2023

beefy bukkake breakfast

When a girl wakes up to numerous cocks blowing their boy batter all over her face giving her her morning protein shake

Marshy couldn't wait for beefy bukkake breakfast.

by RabbidWolf1 December 31, 2023

grandpa's country breakfast

When grandpa calls the kids to breakfast in the kitchen and ultimately throws up chunks of cheese covered brisket in a semi-circle splashing on all the children. A prank played on one’s grandchildren.

Hurry! Get the kids together, I’m serving up grandpa's country breakfast.

by Studmuffin420 January 5, 2024

jenn turpin breaker

jenn turpin broke that family apart because she kept sneaking around with that chamae guy even when he was married . She didnt care.

jenn turpin breaker, is a term becoming that mans slut by day at her sante school. too bad the wife cant see a jenn turpin breaker on the streets

by anonymous January 10, 2024

The Amen Breakers

A group of amens that break your breaks known as the "The Amen Breakers"

The Amen Breakers: A group of amen breakers that break your amens

You: "Holy shit! The amen are breaking my amen!"
Amen Breaker #1: "kick kick snare kick snare"
Amen Breaker #2: "snare cymbal kick automation kick snare hihat"
Amen Breaker #3: "YEAH WO YEAH WO YEAH WO YEAH WO YEAH WO"
Amen Breaker #4: *fucking disconnects*
Amen Breaker #5: "Y ̼̙̍̈́E̴̛̗̖A̵͖̰̓A̵̼̓̔A ̢̘͆̾H ͇́ ̴̡̜͊W̵̻̪̄O ͔͝O ̨̥̇̎O ̼̖̇O ͓̏̚ Y ̼̙̍̈́E̴̛̗̖A̵͖̰̓A̵̼̓̔A ̢̘͆̾H ͇́ ̴̡̜͊W̵̻̪̄O ͔͝O ̨̥̇̎O ̼̖̇O ͓̏̚"
Amen Breaker #6: *plays dumbass sonic.exe music*

by theouterm February 9, 2024

Louisiana Lunch Break

When you jerk off while taking a poop.

“Hey where’d Josh go?”
“Oh he’s taking a Louisiana Lunch Break.”

by Apes Chimp November 21, 2023