take you upstairs

Usually implies oral sex, also can imply bringing up a girl/guy from a party for the post party bang I.E "fuck"

I'm gonna deck the halls with these balls
hey, I wanna take you upstairs baby;)

by anonymous May 31, 2015

Skegness Thank-you

A burp that smells of spunk

Lady Astor, red faced, issued a sonorous Skegness Thank-you as Lord Astor rose from the chaise to wipe his cock on the curtains.

by puttubutty August 3, 2016

Are you felling it yet

A quote from spungbob

Are you felling it yet Mr.crabs

by Game mode 0 November 29, 2016

Oh no, you Didn't!

This means that somebody is on the verge of anger, disgust, or surprise. They are questioning if you actually did/said that. A bystander may also say this in response to somebody who never really speaks up, and says a rude comment.

Chloe: Do you like my new outfit?
Abigail: Uh.. no. Not attractive.

Chloe: Oh no, you Didn't!

by Dude- What does dat mean? February 28, 2016

See you on the news

The last words you say to some idiot before they're about to do something stupid.

"See you on the news, sucker."

by mortis fugit March 3, 2016

get you a rebound

When someone broke up with their bf/gf and are upset, to help them get back to the field and meet a new date. You can say this to cheer them up when you are taking them to a party to meet some new guy

A: jerry dumped me. I think I'm never getting over him.
B:hey don't be upset, there's a party later, wanna come? I'll get you a rebound!

by oooooooona April 14, 2016

tap you off

when someone is annoying you and you stop them because you're annoyed. "tap you off" means you're going to fight with them if they don't stop

dan: * annoys myles *
myles: bro imma "tap you off" on God

by L.Mail November 19, 2019