mom

When someone is so hot, attractive and funny

He’s so mom! Omg mom asf. That man is mom.

by Sexybek September 29, 2022

ur mom

im fucking her lol

me: i fucked ur mom
you: my mom is dead

by onelobby March 28, 2021

Cookie mom

An ovulating cougar with pride for female offspring in Girl Scouts overly devoted to marketing frequent sales of branded cookies inside a branded box. The cookie mom also has a very tasty and exclusive cookie.

I don’t know, go ask the cookie mom.

“J: Her cookie tastes delicious.”

by FormerPresident1 February 20, 2025

ur mom

the woman who birthed u

new way of saying "joe mama"

Someone: "Hey do you know who invented light bulbs?"

"ur mom."

by ponkie March 28, 2022

Your Mom

This is the most cliche insult in the known universe

Guy 1 Hey bob your dumb
Guy 2 so's your mom

by Eboi 6776562 December 15, 2016

ur mom

the most op comeback that can even destroy god

jim: hey what did you do last night?
pablo: ur mom
jim: *dies*
jims mom: *dies*
pablo *alives*

by clipsyboi June 25, 2022

Mom

A mom is somebody to spoil you, gives you money.

Moms are nice and caring and would do anything.
Besides moms sometimes makes us their slaves.
They at least give you food.
But in hentai moms have a different purpose

"I love my mom she feeds me!"
Ann: my mom loves me more than my dad!

by Hotmanass June 23, 2019