douche floot

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jerry- “yo tom, look at that guy over there what’s he holding up to his face?

tom- “that’s a douche floot whata fag”

by shaquanda February 12, 2018

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Douche conoe

Bryan Toon

Bryan is such a douche conoe

by Queen fucking bitch23 February 13, 2018

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douchee • Doucheebag • doucheee • Doucheeky • Doucheez • douchebag • douche • douche baggery • Douche Fag • Douche Nugget

Douche nugget

The nasty nuggets that fall out of your vagina after you douche!! Caution do not eat a 10-piece douche nugget with any sauce wasaki doesn't help either!!

Stop being such a douche nugget you vajankle

by Jearle219 May 26, 2018

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Douche Flute

A musical instrument used by woman while cleaning there hoochie.

The sexy bar tender went home and used a Douche Flute while playing along to her favorite music.

by Lucky 12 May 30, 2018

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Douche Baguette

The annoying and all too prolific children of douche bags.

Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."

Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."

Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"

Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"

by warmbrother June 1, 2018

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