Cat Polio

The inability to do something because you have a cat on your lap.

“Can you grab me a beer? I can’t get up, I have cat polio”

by Rolandofgilead September 2, 2025

Watermelon Cat

She's an 8ft tall, red cat that smells, and is watermelon! Her one true love is Nawnii, and ONLY Nawnii

"Hey, I just found this cool artist- and their oc is named Watermelon Cat!"

"Oh wow.. I hope she gets more followers, like her art is so cartoony!"
Watermelon Cat's senpai is Nawnii, and only Nawnii. If anyone bothers her, then I WILL know where you live!

by Katflake September 24, 2020

The Cat-Dog

When one "man" pulls his foreskin over another penis. Essentially making a finger puzzle

If I catch you trying the Cat-Dog again ,I'll spray you with the hose!

by Goose 253 January 11, 2021

Caillou cat

the best, nostalgic, i love my two baby kittens and they reming me of caillou cat, i fucking hate caillou that trash blad headass that gives rosie head and rapes his granpa but his cat is cool

caillou cat better than caillou

by qualityboi October 25, 2019

Doja Cat

1 - A singer who is amazing
2 - Someone who asks a 17 year old for a co-stars number.

Omg doja cat almost missed her grammy

by HimynameisAUGHHH July 8, 2022

stray cam cat

The act of having cams mom and sister lick cottage cheese off your cock like stray cats

What's up I heard you got a stray cam cat last night

by Menphie132 March 9, 2024

Chile Cat

A statue of a chili cat, but chili is spelled like chile.

"Have you seen the chili statue?"
"Yea, its actually pronounced chile, not chili."
"Oh, so its pronounced Chile Cat, Ok."

by r2eh July 26, 2021