Zoom Bros

two men of heighten status of respect for one another where one engages in sexual intercourse with a hoe as one bro livestreams it over Zoom to avoid FOMO while he is stuck during the pandemic

Carter: This girl is DTF and is coming over tonight
Cole: Bro hell yeah you gotta let me know how it is
Carter: Dude we are Zoom Bros, I wouldn't let you miss out on this

*Carter sends the Zoom link*

by zoomin with the groomin January 26, 2021

Zoom Head

A derogatory word towards generation Z; referring to a person who is of generation Z as inept, narcissistic, egotistical, ignorant, low self esteem, obnoxious, self absorbed, self victimized, and suffers from mental illnesses such as boarder-line personality disorder.

You hear that zoom head yap his/her trap?

The only life experience that zoom head has, is his/her phone.

I don’t trust zoom heads in the kitchen, as they don’t follow sanitary protocol, if any, like washing their hands thoroughly.

How many times do you need to repeat yourself to that zoom head, fire him/her.

That zoom head keeps showing up late, always on his/her phone, and moves slowly.

That zoom head struggles to identify with their own sexuality, let alone identity.

Be careful, if you lay it to that zoom head hard enough, he/she might end up committing suicide.

These zoom heads run out of so many ideas, they look back towards the 80s, and 90s.

by Zoom Head February 22, 2021

Zoom

Something no one ever pays attention to

Person A: What did we do in zoom class today?
Person B: I have no idea I wasn't paying attention

by Charlie MorBlood February 23, 2021

Zomari

Very nice and cool person. Sometimes sarcastic and carefree. Also very straightforward person. A Zomari is a great person to be around!

Person: Zomari is so cool
Me: Yeah ofc

by Lil Juicebox February 27, 2021

zoom help

When a cougar asks for Zoom Help after work and it turns into sexy time.

Can you help me with zoom tonight?

Thanks for the zoom help.

Sure, I got you with the zoom help

by DT-FTL March 25, 2021

Zoom Cooler

The modern day replacement of the proverbial “water cooler” where people gather and have a quick chat about current events prior to their online work call commencing.

Bravo and I discussed the game at the “Zoom Cooler” before the sales meeting started

by Capt. Bravo March 26, 2021

Ziomarea

Ziomarea is a very beautiful and kind girl. She's talented and loves to dance! Ziomarea is a loyal friend and dosen't like fake people. On Ziomarea's free time she would annoy her siblings or watch Netflix/Hulu. Ziomarea is a very funny person and if you know her you know that she loves SNICKERS!! And Ziomarea is a Roblox player and loves to play on her free time. If you know a Ziomarea hold on to her because she brings joy, laughter, help, and plenty more!!

Hey Ziomarea can you help me with my work?
Is that Ziomarea, she is the funniest person I know

by Zmarea April 14, 2021