Your sister was right 

You’re a wanker, complete wanker. A fucking waste of time :/

(One of Wilbur Soot’s songs, found in the album “Your City Gave Me Asthma”)

I hate to say it, but your sister was right.

Your sister was right by Dreamnap March 18, 2021

Your mom's perfume 

What I smell like.

Kid: Mmm you smell good!
Kid 2: Its your mom's perfume.

Your mom's perfume by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

your face smells

a phrase commonly used by 9 year olds who try to be funny.

mature person: hi.
9 year old: your face smells! haha!!!1!111

your face smells by ICouldntThinkOfAProperName June 1, 2021

your funeral 

The phrase you say, when someone is about to do something wicked that involves risk, or death.

Are you seriously gonna do that?
Heh your funeral.

your funeral by Sosku10 August 29, 2021

Your village has been raided by 某个中国人 

the chinese cannot be stopped

I still remember my first time seeing ''Your village has been raided by 某个中国人''.
it was truly a beautiful moment.

Your village has been raided by 某个中国人 by idfkwhattonamemyself September 20, 2021

your dodgy uncle 

He is the type of sexual predator that strokes your micro pp at family gatherings. His name is usually Steve or Bob and he wears chinos. You can tell by the outline under his lower abdomen that he is lacking. He usually has a 0.5-3 inch cock that is chubby and veiny. He is most likely your dad's brother and he has a neck beard. Don't type c in his search bar if you do get a hold of his computer because there are links and links of child pornography. He is unmarried and does not have kids because he cannot impregnate a 6 year old boy. His cum is usually yellow and taste like rotten pumpkins. You usually do not have the courage to own up and tell your parents he has been sexually harrasing you and slippig is pp in your tight pink bootyhole. When the family is gathered at the table for aunt Maries 90th birthday party your dodgy uncle will make sure he is beside you. He will finger your backside rub on that sweet thicc ass. Then he will purposely drop the fork just to take a pictire of your genitals

its been a while since I have your dodgy uncle since he has been imprisoned for walking into a hotel changing room and touching a young boys foreskin.

your dodgy uncle by AmongUsHamburgerSussyBalls November 27, 2021

Your Favourite Martian

Your Favourite Martian, A music

animation band that was created by Ray William Johnson in 2011, but sadly got discontintued in 2012, and the band will come back with a new song in june 1st!
The Bandmates: Axel, Deejay, Benatar and the one and only puff-puff! (imagine if someone fear's the old puff puff's staring eyes of the horror...no offense tho)

Their Popular song is Orphan Tears made in 2011 with over 9 MILLION streams on spotify!

Person 1: Bro i listened to Orphan tears by Your Favourite Martian, it was a BANGER
Person 2: I agree bro it was an epic song of my childhood 😿
Person 1: Wait i forgot to mention that the band is coming back in June 1st!!!!!!
Person 2: WHAT OMG OMG HYPE HYPEHJ

Your Favourite Martian by macaroni_and_cheese May 31, 2022