Ye alright

This phrase is most commonly used when you do not beleive what your friend is saying. It is said with a slight sarcastic tone and is phonettically pronouncred 'ye al-white'.

"Oi, Boggers, I gave Kym the biggest (donkeypunch) ever last night"
"Ye alright".

by Jamie Calver August 1, 2007

Tui Yes

Very similar to the 'California no' where a person you have been dating suddenly stops replying to text messages or phone calls - giving you the indication that they are no longer keen on pursuing the relationship. The difference is with the 'Tui Yes' that person will, after eight to twelve months, get back in touch with you - and say they are in love with you. Over that whole time, the person ignoring you has been thinking about you and wanting to reply - but doesn't. It is still an unexplained mystery of humankind why not. The name originates from New Zealand, and also has Tongan roots.

"I met this cool chick and we've been hanging out. I think she's really cool. Suddenly she stopped texting and stuff. I think she has given me the California no."
"Nah bro, that's the Tui Yes. Just wait eight months and she'll be all over you."

by Grey Lynn Superstar October 23, 2013

yes dice

When something has or will absolutely happen without a doubt

Me: Ay did you get that twitch donation?
Friend: Yes dice

by PeanutUD February 26, 2019

Smatter ye

Cross word between smack and batter

Stop it now or I'll smatter ye

by Catherine the bae October 29, 2017

yes no toaster

The three only english words a french person that doesn't speak english knows. Often used like a running gag about someone who isn't fluent with his or her english(1) or as confusion(2).

(Imagine this dialogue is in french)
-Lucy is going to Los Angeles with you?
-Yeah but her English is really shitty.
-LOL, prepare for a lot of "yes no toasters"!

(2)Anyone: Hey! Do you know what time it is?
French: Eeeeh.... Yes no toaster!

by OranggaPA March 1, 2017

ye soi

this can include many things such as meeting and smashing birds, doing something funny, random outbursts of words can include ye soi. we must keep this saying alive through generations as the bikas hold this right of passage.
The Orgin of ye soi is a sticky one still but JW and DC can have the credit.

POV of phil talking to his mates “alright lads just done a filthy ye soi.
POV of a wee lassy “omg yano patrick ye soi’ed me so hard.

by Toplooker69 March 30, 2020

yes rape

When one accedes to the power, the beauty, and the magic of rape and gives themselves fully and unwillingly to their God-sent wonderful rapist.

Whoever said rape is traumatic is full of fucking shit. Women are objects designed to be used by men with no higher mental processes. Women enjoy rape and orgasm from it, sometimes giggling. They love rape so much often times they’re frozen with joy and excitement as they want the experience so badly. So, next time you see a beautiful woman you want to bang, tell yourself “yes rape” and make hers the taking for yourself.

by Bad C dev April 9, 2023