under the weather

1. ill

2. alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I am feeling under the weather today.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

Top down weather

A corny and irritating phrase that is usually spoken as a poor substitution for an intelligent remark. Although usually used in casual conversation during the warmer months of the year, some choose to use it, inappropriately, during the winter. Such blatantly incorrect usage and unoriginality should be a shore sine that you are talking to a, stupid Saab driving, child raping, job stealing, impotent, arrogant fuck up.

Mike: It's top down weather
*ACCUAL WEATHER IS 30 DEGRES AND LIGHTLY SNOWING*
Anyone with a brain: It clearly isn't. why would you say that, How are you so ignorant.

by Mike Degorgio September 25, 2005

weehaw

A loud random yelling, to express great excitment, happieness, anger, and hunger. Usually used in situations when one cant hold back his emotions and must yell randomly.

Hunger: *Man on couch:* "WEEHAW WOMAN WHERES MY SANDWICH!!!"
Excitment: *Man on bed:* "weehaw, you do it just right!"
Anger: *Man with fists in air:* "I'm gonna weehaw you up bitch!! Dont you dare run from your man!"
Happiness: *Man in bedroom, wife walks in nude:* "WEEHAW!!"

by Hashmeer September 18, 2005

Weeching

Laughing uncontrollably at something generally not that funny. Specifically ‘Weeching’ is mainly laughing at the very fact that you are laughing at all. a Weeching session can go on indefinitely as it is a spiral of laughter.

For fucks sake stop Weeching, it's not even funny!!! It's just a Lamp.

by 01TexMan01 October 30, 2006

Weetbix

Weetbix is Australian slang for masturbation, based on the popular cereal brand.

A weetbix with milk is a climax, while half a weetbix is an interrupted wank.

Oh yeah mate, I had a mad weetbix with milk last night

by yadayadayadablahblahblah September 13, 2018

weather boy

Someone who drives an Alfa Romeo courtesy of daddy’s money and takes his parents yacht out on the weekends

Guy 1: god that guy looks like a total douche with his White pressed suit and his Alfa Romeo

Guy 2: yea, what a weather boy

by Classyscumbag September 19, 2019

Stormy weather friend

We have all heard of fare weather friends friends that are in your life when it's good. However Stormy weather friends are friends that are only there when they have problems in their lives and they want to to be their umbrella 🌂 in the ⛈.

Sam only calls me when she has problems and no other time I am sick of only being a stormy weather friend.

by Otter2 March 23, 2017