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Water Arc 

In Platteville, Wisconsin (particularly at the University of Wisconsin-Platteville) people of different areas would come together and often use conflicting terminology for common items. Some of the most aggressive arguments were over the topic of a device which dispenses water for drinking.

The term "Bubbler" is extremely common in Wisconsin and particularly around the south eastern part of the state. However, due to the geography of UW-Platteville people of different areas collected in the city of Platteville - most of whom didn't use the term "Bubbler". They instead used either the term "water fountain" or "drinking fountain".

It is unbelievable how often these arguments would arise throughout the city. A compromise was reached in the early 21st century. A new term was realized which held no history and made sense.

The device which dispenses water in an arced path became known as a water arc. There is now doubt that this term is accurate and specific.
"Where is the nearest Water Arc?"

"That Water Arc has some damn good water!"

"Aww... someone puked on the arc again"

Person 1: "I'm so thirsty..."
Person 2: "Oh, there's a water arc right over there."
Person 1: "Thanks buddy!!!"
Water Arc by The Great Compromiser September 13, 2011
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water pipe 

Yo, bro pass the water pipe!
water pipe by brovaquack March 27, 2011

water terrorist 

A person who takes extremely long showers, usually in excess of 3 hours, and almost always uses up all the hot water.

Also see shower terrorist
Man, Bagha's such a water terrorist, he's been in there for 4 hours. All the hot water's probably gone.
water terrorist by L-Boogie January 16, 2005

Water Sprinkler

A dancer (usually a follow than lead) drenched in sweat, with great centripetal force while spinning on the dance floor who sprays innocent bystanders with in a radius of 10ft (~3m) radius with cold sweat droplets. Much to the disgust of the victims who quickly realize its not the leaky air conditioning at the club.
She sprayed everyone near her like a water sprinkler, with her cold sweat at the salsa club. As she was being spun fast and furiously on the dance floor
Water Sprinkler by d48109 February 21, 2010

Water Pisstol 

The act of pouring piss into ones anus with a funnel, after which masturbating furiously for 10 seconds (acting like the pump on a water pistol). After which the participant squeezes the piss out of their arse like a water pistol.
''Last night my friend came round to my house and we both help each other fill out water pisstols then had a water pisstol fight''

''Last night I was practising with my water pisstol, I shot three meters''
Water Pisstol by Wateryanus September 10, 2012

water watcher

a lifeguard; an adult designated to supervise and watch children playing in and around water.
A water watcher will give 100% attention to the children in and around the edge of a pool for 15 mins before another watcher takes over.
water watcher by talk2me-JCH2 June 11, 2023

Water Goblins 

A race of other-dimensional goblins, who suck water through concrete. When this happens, a loud noise is heard.
Good God! The Water Goblins are stealing my water!