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waste of stalk

When you're in a black hole of stalking profiles and accidentally like something on a randoms profile and you're caught, and they aren't even attractive so there's no benefit, therefore, waste of stalk. Those individuals being stalked will be referred to as stalk wasters.
Alycia: I did it again!! Just liked a random persons post!
Nikki: Silly thumbs! Was he hot?
Alycia: Nope
Nikki: hahahaha
Alycia: Waste of stalk
by Kleatus June 16, 2020
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Kinnett wasted

Jarred and I got Kinnett wasted last weekend.
by Floridaboy October 10, 2013
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Wasted King

A drink making device cobbled together from different parts, effectively a large blender.

Take a table, and attach a sink garbage disposal to the bottom, and a circular cooler above it. Add a spigot to fill cups, and a tube to circulate fluid through the disposal. Add lots of ice, large amounts of the preferred powdered drink (like lemonade) and several handles of usually cheap vodka. Allow it to run until the mixture reaches the consistency of an incredibly alcoholic slushy, and enjoy carefully.
"Dude, what happened?"

"Had three cups from the Wasted King man, I was gone."
by deletedexe January 14, 2023
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Book Wasted

After you have read a book for so long (especially at night) that you can't remember or concentrate on anything else, besides what you were reading, until you conk out.
"I read Twilight for 3 hours last night and couldn't stop thinking about it until I fell asleep."

"Wow, you must have been completely book wasted!"
by craigishilarious March 5, 2014
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Waste of mouth

Why do I have to explain that? It’s a waste of mouth!” -the applicant said to the interviewer
by guzzelle April 2, 2019
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waste bander

when a male gets a "wood" that they proceed to tuck in their waste band
When I see an attractive girl I get a waste bander.
by WOODtucker February 27, 2012
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Naked Wasted

You get soo wasted that you either end up naked or pucking yourself. You don't remember what you did cause you got naked wasted!
Dakota had not drank in awhile, his friend told him they were going to get him naked wasted. Dakota drank so many shots, that he started saying crazy things and went to throw a punch. The next morning he did not recall any of this because he got naked wasted! He also fell asleep in the bathroom with his pants off. He cant explain that one!
by Universal mind March 29, 2017
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