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walmart is open 

Code for when your fly is down
Hey man.. uh.. Walmart is open
walmart is open by mollybah March 11, 2019
The Necessary evil
Walmart is the necessary evil,man.
Walmart by Samexplode October 6, 2008

walmart greeter 

Old man that smiles to you at the door of walmarts and looks at your wifes fat azz after yall walk thru and then laughts at your azz for marring da fat bee-yotch.
greetings (smile) welcome to walmart, then you heat the walmart greeter snicker and a low voice say'n i can't believe he married that fat azz bee-yotch.
walmart greeter by dead fred September 21, 2006

walmarting 

Taking a trip to walmart with full intention to shop lift; Stealing from walmart
Do you guys want to go walmarting tomorrow?!
walmarting by 'Stin Train May 25, 2010

going to walmart  

a code name for having sex or intercourse
Alice and Jim are going to walmart tonight.
A store with almost anything, with low prices too.
I got this shirt at walmart for $10, I saw the same one at American Eagle for $35
Walmart by silly moose June 11, 2005