Irish Vision Qwest

When a person usualy calls into work or dicks out on other obligations to take part in binge drinking Irish drinks (Jameson and Guiness) with an end result of halucination or passing out in the early afternoon. Usualy takes place after a long night of binge drinking. The most popular day to attempt this is March 17.

Guy #1:Damn I drank so much wiskey and guiness yesterday I missed school and work then passed out at 2 in the afternoon.

Guy #2:Shit sounds like you went out for an Irish Vision Qwest.

by whitekneegrow April 29, 2012

Air-based vision locked targeting system

When you take a dump off a building and hit someone.

Them: Hey man, you should use your Air-based vision locked targeting system!
Me: Naa...
Them: Five bucks if you hit the baby
Me: Deal!

by LividPlanets February 6, 2019

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles :(

by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021

tunnel vision intelligence

Someone whose only intelligent in one topic but when it comes to understanding anything besides that one topic they're stupid

A person with tunnel vision intelligence is the most intelligent (insert job title) in their field but dumb as f*** with anything else. "How can you possibly be capable of open heart surgery but can't understand a simple movie?"

by Queen Penelope July 28, 2022

dollar sign visions

Visions of change. For example 100,000,000,13.63. The one with the visions will take the 63 cents.

Almost funny how all her visions had dollar signs in them. They were dollar sign visions.

by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022

visioned

To scam or to hustle. To be deceived and taken advantage of by an unscrupulous person or organization. Local slang in Rochester, NY that refers to an infamously deceitful and crooked chain of car dealerships that is native to the area.

This iPod I got on Ebay doesn't even work! I totally got visioned!

by For Great Justice July 26, 2012

Microwave vision truckload

Where a gay boy wanks his dad of inside of a truck over a microwave and screams big batty Alex dexters nephew Tommy (John grays sister lily loves jimmy jimbos cock)

Stop microwave vision truckload Ross herriot

by Brianselliotpussydestroyer February 29, 2024