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Irish Vision Qwest

When a person usualy calls into work or dicks out on other obligations to take part in binge drinking Irish drinks (Jameson and Guiness) with an end result of halucination or passing out in the early afternoon. Usualy takes place after a long night of binge drinking. The most popular day to attempt this is March 17.
Guy #1:Damn I drank so much wiskey and guiness yesterday I missed school and work then passed out at 2 in the afternoon.

Guy #2:Shit sounds like you went out for an Irish Vision Qwest.
by whitekneegrow April 29, 2012
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Air-based vision locked targeting system

When you take a dump off a building and hit someone.
Them: Hey man, you should use your Air-based vision locked targeting system!
Me: Naa...
Them: Five bucks if you hit the baby
Me: Deal!
by LividPlanets February 6, 2019
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blur vision

when you are drunk and could hardly see.
"yo homeskillet bisquit last nite i had blur vision like a muthafucka"

"word, it seems like i always have blur vision"

"the reason i got with her was i had blur vision"

"damn that fu has the worst blur vision i have ever seen"
by smothered fries August 4, 2009
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jumbo vision

the ability to look far into the future; farsightedness.
We need such leaders as are gifted with jumbo vision.
by uttam maharjan March 11, 2010
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Dirk Vision

The act of looking around without moving one's head, moving eyes only. (Commonly used with glasses)
Derek-"There's a dear behind us!"
Greg-"What! How can you tell!"
Derek-"I have Dirk Vision!"
by DirkaD October 30, 2009
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Sprinkle Vision

The decoder glasses given at a Friendly's restaraunt. These glasses have red lenses and when worn give the world a different light. In giving everything a red tint it eliminates most colors but some become vibrant.
When bored with the real world I use sprinkle vision. It changes the way I see the world and makes everything much more interesting.
by Rosecoloredglasses November 5, 2009
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