Irish Vision Qwest

When a person usualy calls into work or dicks out on other obligations to take part in binge drinking Irish drinks (Jameson and Guiness) with an end result of halucination or passing out in the early afternoon. Usualy takes place after a long night of binge drinking. The most popular day to attempt this is March 17.
Guy #1:Damn I drank so much wiskey and guiness yesterday I missed school and work then passed out at 2 in the afternoon.

Guy #2:Shit sounds like you went out for an Irish Vision Qwest.
by whitekneegrow February 21, 2012
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When you take a dump off a building and hit someone.
Them: Hey man, you should use your Air-based vision locked targeting system!
Me: Naa...
Them: Five bucks if you hit the baby
Me: Deal!
by LividPlanets February 07, 2019
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My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles
My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles :(
by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021
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vigina-vision

Any man that wants to marry a girl he's been with for a week.
Did you hear that Brian wants to marry that stripper from last week, that pussy has him in complete vigina-vision.
by Boo Bead December 31, 2023
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blur vision

when you are drunk and could hardly see.
"yo homeskillet bisquit last nite i had blur vision like a muthafucka"

"word, it seems like i always have blur vision"

"the reason i got with her was i had blur vision"

"damn that fu has the worst blur vision i have ever seen"
by smothered fries August 04, 2009
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tired vision

When you’ve been on your computer or phone too long that your vison gets blurry or you get sleepy
I’ve been on my computer all day working on this project I’m starting to get tired vision.
by Clickbait February 05, 2018
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Apple pie vision

Innability to see what is in front of you.

Object is there but you can't recognize it.

The field of view in which tunnel vision does not cover.
The farmer is pitch forking sand. He is trying to move his hay without progress.
He has developed a serious case of apple pie vision.
by Brittlebear March 16, 2024
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