Unicorn Fluffer

A girl who lives in a fantasy world, usually her bedroom is decorated in a fantasy theme, has excessive fantasies about guys in bands, actors or other fantasy figures who she will never meet, spends excessive time online living her 'life' on social networking sites or 3D virtual worlds or blogging. Wishes she could become her avatar. Her fantasy world is more satisfying than reality.

One girl to another: Jessica is becoming like a hermit.

Another: I haven't seen her in forever.

Girl: She messages me thru Myspace, she never calls anymore.

Another: She texted me that she found her soulmate on Second Life.

Girl: Probably a hideous troll In Real Life.

Another: Well he probably doesn't know what she looks like IRL either.

Girl: She's seen Twilight 20 times. She blogged about it on her LiveJournal. I think she's become a Unicorn Fluffer!

by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009

Arizona State University

#1 in innovation #2 Stanford #3 MIT

Student 1: Our school just found a cure for cancer!
Student 2: Our school just solve the problem for world peace!
Arizona State University Student: Ya, but are you #1 in innovation?

by #1-in-innovation-guy March 19, 2017

Unicorn Approach

The Unicorn Approach is a business phrase for handling those times when your boss is asking for the impossible and/or making completely unrealistic demands. Often, when they are demanding this, they resent any "negative" feedback. You can smile and say "Sure boss, we'll apply the Unicorn Approach to that and get right on it."

Strictly defined, the Unicorn Approach is pretending that all will be well in fantasy land, where it's rainbows and sunshine all the time. And Unicorns frolic. It allows the poor shmuck being asked to deal with the ridiculous, ludicrous demands of egotistical bosses with a bit of humor. Sure, it doesn't fix the problem but honestly - you can't fix it anyway so at least you can smile a bit!

Boss: You need to triple your sales this month. It doesn't matter that there are multiple blizzards, there are no sales people and your facility is under renovation. NO EXCUSES! Manager: Sure boss, we'll apply the Unicorn Approach and get right on it.

by billytrish January 21, 2011

Universally Gay

No matter what your actions are or what your classification is you're by definition gay.

There is a girl that has turned into a guy. Then this guy is attracted to a girl. Still, this guy is gay because he once was a girl. If he is attracted to a guy, he is gay as well because he has turned into a guy. Therefore, this individual is universally gay.

by baitedfaded June 17, 2018

union city high school

school full of a bunch of annoying ass white girls with herpes. more vapes than students at the shithole. the guys looking for some freshman pussy. a bunch of hickerbillies who live in butt fuck egypt with a mix of wannabe soundcloud rappers. don’t go there.

oh you go to union city high schoolers ? must have some STD then.

by fhshsbdbdbrve December 13, 2018

Piss in the Universe

Like a "piss in the ocean", but on a much grander scale.

I own $6,000,000,000 and i just dropped $10,000 down a drain. oh well, that's just a piss in the universe for me

by akkuukniep November 22, 2011

B-Unit

A B-Unit is an all-male social group from the "burbs" (hence the "B") that collectively excels at all aspects of life.

The definition is based on the elite social and sporting group from southern Canada. They are known internationally for their dominance in waterpolo, hockey, mountain biking, academics and football.

Yo Marty, those guys in the B-Unit have 4.0s, have hot girlfriends, and play varsity sports. How do they do it?

by PaulyWally123123 December 2, 2009