two-weaker

a person that has been awake for two weeks due to mass consumption of methamphetamine.

this one time i stayed up for two weeks! so they started calling me a two-weaker!

by stretch323 August 9, 2010

Two Points

Two points is an expression meaning “nice shot”. It originally rose from basketball, but has come to be used in many situations where someone demonstrates skill at hitting a target. Also used in a sarcastic sense when someone does something profoundly clumsy.

Example One
Guy 1: Ouch (After ramming his bike into a hydrant, and flying over the handlebars).
Guy 2: Two points.

Example Two (shamelessly stolen from DM of the Rings)
Legolas: I fire another arrow!
DM: You hit Saruman with the arrow.
DM: He swoons and falls from the balcony.
DM: And lands on this spikey thing at the bottom.
DM: HAPPY NOW BUTCHER?
Aragorn: Two points.
Legolas: Even though he fell, I still get XP right?

by NickUK May 25, 2007

Two in the Back

A mystical place on the female body that only true men can find.

(When talking about double teaming a lady)
Man1: I'll take the front
Man2: I'll take the two in the back

by mangoku July 17, 2011

Two In The Shirt

Two In The Shirt is a fresh new company with a focus on bringing tastefully provocative clothing to the forefront of fashion. The idea was born in Seattle, Washington in the mind of company owner Marek Grubel in early 2005. Two In The Shit = T.I.T.S

She's wearing that brand Two In The Shirt

by Mimi_602 March 17, 2008

two-ten

Another word used instead of blow job when talknig in public.

"Hey Tony, did you get two-ten'ed last night?"

by bubba125 September 30, 2003

two stepping

Like skanking, skank pits, etc. but at a hardcore show. It's usually more aggressive and faster.

did you see that guy two step?

by Spencer Young September 13, 2005

Two scoops

This is is when someone takes claim for work he or she has completed or has thought to have completed. This person is very boisterous and braggy. He or she pats them self on the back quite frequently.

Bill: did you know that I invented the first anal condom?
Ron: sure ya did, TWO SCOOPS!

by My Ninja January 8, 2012