twist in the gut

Something that is exciting or thrilling. Also something that causes an intense twisted feeling in your stomach.
That episode of Sons of Anarchy was quite the twist in the gut!

That roller coaster is a total twist in the gut!
by AceMachina October 28, 2011
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Titty Twist

The grasping and twisting action of the thumb and index fingers on another persons nipple, to inflict pain.
Dean gave Jordan a titty twist yesterday.
by T-Bag 1994 February 20, 2014
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bent and twisted

A longer version of got me bent, with the addition of "twisted" to signify that the listener is both astonished AND irritated.
"Hey, why don't you buy me them new Jordan's?"

"What?! You got me bent AND twisted!"
by Tee Hi December 15, 2008
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Twisted Tea

The gate-way drink for bitches to drop their panties while you vape like a faggot.
by Heavy D aka (Lardass) December 09, 2018
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Twisting Carpet

When you fuck a chineese prostitute in her nose while smoking pot to the point that her nose starts bleeding and falls off. After that you take her nose, place it on a piece of carpet, and repeditively twist the carpet to decompose her nose cartilage. After repeditive twisting it will turn into a powderey substance that you either inhale through the nose, or insert anally.
1.I twisted so much carpet last night that my shit can smell itself.
2. I heard Ian Fignewton was twisting carpet last night.
3. Im doing the carpet twist.
4. Im soo twisted right now that i want to read my textbook and hallucinate.
by Eiyahn Fignewtonburg December 06, 2009
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Tuffany Twisted

you know that old broad tiffany? Man, I tell ya she's tuffany twisted!
by tuffany twisted May 08, 2008
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twisted sister

The act of a hermaphrodite tucking their penis backward and inserting it into their vagina.
Guy 1: What happened with that double bagger you took home last night?!

Guy 2: She turned out to be a hermaphrodelight so I just watched her give herself a twisted sister...until I finished the case!
by Stu Nahan October 11, 2011
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