twist in the gut

Something that is exciting or thrilling. Also something that causes an intense twisted feeling in your stomach.

That episode of Sons of Anarchy was quite the twist in the gut!

That roller coaster is a total twist in the gut!

by AceMachina October 27, 2011

Titty Twist

The grasping and twisting action of the thumb and index fingers on another persons nipple, to inflict pain.

Dean gave Jordan a titty twist yesterday.

by T-Bag 1994 February 23, 2014

bent and twisted

A longer version of got me bent, with the addition of "twisted" to signify that the listener is both astonished AND irritated.

"Hey, why don't you buy me them new Jordan's?"

"What?! You got me bent AND twisted!"

by Tee Hi December 20, 2008

Twisted Tea

The gate-way drink for bitches to drop their panties while you vape like a faggot.

"Hey baby would you like to come over and drink Twisted Teas?"

by Heavy D aka (Lardass) December 9, 2018

Tuffany Twisted

Tough & nutty tiffany

you know that old broad tiffany? Man, I tell ya she's tuffany twisted!

by tuffany twisted May 9, 2008

Twisting Carpet

When you fuck a chineese prostitute in her nose while smoking pot to the point that her nose starts bleeding and falls off. After that you take her nose, place it on a piece of carpet, and repeditively twist the carpet to decompose her nose cartilage. After repeditive twisting it will turn into a powderey substance that you either inhale through the nose, or insert anally.

1.I twisted so much carpet last night that my shit can smell itself.
2. I heard Ian Fignewton was twisting carpet last night.
3. Im doing the carpet twist.
4. Im soo twisted right now that i want to read my textbook and hallucinate.

by Eiyahn Fignewtonburg December 5, 2009

The russian twist

When a man sits on a chair and a women procedes to sit on his dick and have sex with him, while at the same time she is giving him a hair cut.

Todd: "yo, did you get your haircut today?"
Kevin: "no i didn't"
Todd: "I thought you were"
Kevin: "No, who gets haircuts anymore, i got The russian twist"

by Tkov Kdye Jsch December 30, 2011