twat muffin

1. Used as an insult.
2. A vagina with an abnormally shaped clitoris similar to a pastry.
3. Comes in many different flavors including blueberry and chocolate chip.

1. Tammy, you're the biggest twat muffin I know.
2. I rolled my tongue around what appeared to be her clit, which was oddly similar to a muffin that I ate for breakfast.

by TRut and D Piddy February 21, 2005

Twat Biscuit

The mass of fat on very large woman or young girl, located between the stomach and twat. Women sporting twat biscuits usually wear very tight shirts, often so short that the tummy is exposed and flops about over the top of their twat biscuit and jeans.

"Wow, that woman has a spare tire AND a twat biscuit!"

by JKH82 February 3, 2010

twat rocket

Any object that be inserted into a female's vagina and shot back out with the use of various muscles in a female's thigh/vagina area.

"Man that bitch turned that strawberry into a wicked twat rocket!"

by IceWarm October 30, 2004

tator twat

A girl who puts food in her privates and lets people eat them.

Dude, last night I met a tator twat. We hooked up!

by kelly girl April 11, 2009

Twat Squat

1.The female version of the male process of "Tea-baggin'".

2. When a female rests her genitalia on a part of another person's body (i.e. forehead)

"I woke up this morning with a wet forehead because my girlfriend twat squat me."

"'Why is your face wet?' 'I got twat squat on...'"

by RomeoRedhead July 27, 2009

twat clog

The opposite of a "Cock Block" A friend of yours when you are out with the girls and she won't let you get with the guy you are aiming for.

"Damn it Kendal, you are such a Twat Clog!"

by bnanny May 5, 2008

Twat Tax

When you working behind the bar and a customer is being a right twat so you apply the twat tax

Customer: Oi bartender, I've been waiting forever, pour me a double vodka coke

Bartender: *Applies the twat tax and discreetly pours single vodka coke and charges for a double*

by Honest Bar Manager December 16, 2019