1. Used as an insult.
2. A vagina with an abnormally shaped clitoris similar to a pastry.
3. Comes in many different flavors including blueberry and chocolate chip.
2. A vagina with an abnormally shaped clitoris similar to a pastry.
3. Comes in many different flavors including blueberry and chocolate chip.
1. Tammy, you're the biggest twat muffin I know.
2. I rolled my tongue around what appeared to be her clit, which was oddly similar to a muffin that I ate for breakfast.
2. I rolled my tongue around what appeared to be her clit, which was oddly similar to a muffin that I ate for breakfast.
by TRut and D Piddy February 21, 2005
Get the twat muffin mug.The mass of fat on very large woman or young girl, located between the stomach and twat. Women sporting twat biscuits usually wear very tight shirts, often so short that the tummy is exposed and flops about over the top of their twat biscuit and jeans.
by JKH82 February 3, 2010
Get the Twat Biscuit mug.Any object that be inserted into a female's vagina and shot back out with the use of various muscles in a female's thigh/vagina area.
by IceWarm October 30, 2004
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Get the tator twat mug.1.The female version of the male process of "Tea-baggin'".
2. When a female rests her genitalia on a part of another person's body (i.e. forehead)
2. When a female rests her genitalia on a part of another person's body (i.e. forehead)
"I woke up this morning with a wet forehead because my girlfriend twat squat me."
"'Why is your face wet?' 'I got twat squat on...'"
"'Why is your face wet?' 'I got twat squat on...'"
by RomeoRedhead July 27, 2009
Get the Twat Squat mug.A sensual yet firm clapping of the twat region of a woman while she is in a state of intense pleasure. Should be performed with an open hand, erect penis or a tongue (advanced cunnilingust only).
Before exploding on a girl, John pulls out and Twat Taps the bitch.
My ho loves to get Twat Taps right before I penetrate her.
My ho loves to get Twat Taps right before I penetrate her.
by DJ PapaSquat May 9, 2011
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Describes an insecure person who shares the minute data details of their latest power meter workout with friends.
Describes an insecure person who shares the minute data details of their latest power meter workout with friends.
CycleNerd: Hey Mike, check your email for my power meter data from today's ride!
CycleNerd: Wow, 1-15 minutes: 200w, 16-30 minutes: 300w (with spikes up to 400w because of the wind, hills).
Mike Hunt: Get a fucking life you watt twat. No one gives a shit about your training. Are you training for Pro 1 2? No, you're a fucking Cat 3.
CycleNerd: Wow, 1-15 minutes: 200w, 16-30 minutes: 300w (with spikes up to 400w because of the wind, hills).
Mike Hunt: Get a fucking life you watt twat. No one gives a shit about your training. Are you training for Pro 1 2? No, you're a fucking Cat 3.
by Dr Hugh Jass December 23, 2010
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