toilet fetish

when you're sexually attracted to toilets, toilet parts, or people working on toilets.

Ahbi: Haley, is that your toilet?
Haley: Yeah, what about it?
Ahbi: That shit turns me on.
Haley: Toilet fetish much?

by bbyhay17 December 4, 2016

toilet dew

when you are taking a massive shit, and the last peice of crap falls out of ur ass flies out with such a great velocity, that the impact on the water produces a splash. if this cold, splash reaches ur asshole, and produces a cold, wet, uncomfortable feeling there, tht is toilet dew.

Dude! i just planetd this enormous shit tht was f ing wicked, when i found myself with a feroious splash and a bad case of toilet dew.

by fucksoid February 18, 2005

Toilet-shit

Shit which is produced by a common house toilet.

Or: hey man, did you have that crap yet?
Cory: NO! all of the floor is covered with toilet-shit D:

by jeakiller May 8, 2010

Toilet snake

A Long piece of (shit) that snakes in a circular form in the (Crapper).

Dude, Look at that nasty ToiletSnake

by Josh March 16, 2004

Toilet skating

Toilet skatingrefers to the state of the male bathroom floor at a nightclub from 11pm-5am where you can walk to the door and almost ice skate to the urinal or shitter due to the copious amounts of piss/alcohol/vomit that covers every square inch of the floor..

Lad1 hey I got so drunk last night I forgot how to Toilet skate amost broke my neck

Hey guys can you help prep the pisser for

Toilet skating
Guys the Toilet skating here is insane I g to the Troff in one glide

by Tobionekenobi-lad February 11, 2015

Toilet Flushing

When you're about to win Fortnite when the controller disconnects, you rage so much you flush the fortnite disk down the toilet

Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: ...
Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: *hears toilet getting flushed in the background*
Me again: Ninja's Toilet Flushing

by ZeBurgerCow June 15, 2018

Toilet slayer

a person who takes heavy bathroom breaks many, many times per day, basically slaying the toilet.

Ever since Raj started eating Taco Bell every day he's become a toilet slayer

by Xx_ToiletSlayer_xX January 19, 2018