Sexual act:
A women giving a man oral sex.
Before the male reaches climax the female snorts a line of Cocaine or other white substance off the length of the mans penis, does one shot of whiskey and then has the man ejaculate in her eye.
Usually happens at a party setting, with witnesses to confirm speed and accuracy.
A women giving a man oral sex.
Before the male reaches climax the female snorts a line of Cocaine or other white substance off the length of the mans penis, does one shot of whiskey and then has the man ejaculate in her eye.
Usually happens at a party setting, with witnesses to confirm speed and accuracy.
Bro 1: So what did you end up doing last night?
Bro 2: Went to a frat party and got so hammered I did the Powder-Nose-Whiskey-Pirate....
Bro 1: NO WAY !
Bro 2: Ya, was so accurate I had her right eye squinting harder then the Dali Lama.
Bro 2: Went to a frat party and got so hammered I did the Powder-Nose-Whiskey-Pirate....
Bro 1: NO WAY !
Bro 2: Ya, was so accurate I had her right eye squinting harder then the Dali Lama.
by The RL Brothers June 27, 2011
a group of friends who drink themselves to death several days a week and pass out after a large consumption. Additionally they eat a shit load of Taco Bell and yell FIRETEAM WHISKEY DICK BRAVO at random passerbys, especially if that passerby happens to be dressed up like Superman, just to laugh at the reaction. Every member has a nickname and a quote that describes who they are. They think they are awesome because they belong to this group, but in reality it only defines them worse off than they would be without the group in the first place. Although this may be true, FTWDB is the coolest shit ever invented and like a gang, there is no way out except for Hari Kari...FTWDB for life!!!!
by Captain Passout November 04, 2009
When someone eats 3 cans of cream corn then takes a diarrhea dump on their partners asshole. After the dump is complete they slurp it back up with a McDonald's milkshake straw
So Robert had his girlfriend share a whiskey river cream corn experience with him last night and it ended badly.
by Drpun May 17, 2009
by Rugbymaniac July 04, 2018
by Kip Dynamite April 26, 2005
While trying to perform the act of surprise sex only to discover that you are extremely intoxicated, having "whiskey dick", and therefore disappointing the suprisee and shaming the surpriser.
MO: "So Tara what did you last night?"
TARA: "Neal, this guy I met at the bar last night, tried to surprise sex me after I brought him home, but he drank so much he couldn't get it up."
SHANNON: "Woaah, that was a major case of Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex!"
TARA: "Neal, this guy I met at the bar last night, tried to surprise sex me after I brought him home, but he drank so much he couldn't get it up."
SHANNON: "Woaah, that was a major case of Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex!"
by Monnon September 25, 2009
the act of one person holding two glasses of irish whiskey while the other person punches him in the stomach. if the first person drops any whiskey he drinks.
by irishman69 August 12, 2007