Bed Wrestling

What Suetonius said the Roman Emperor Domitian definition of Sex was

Dude me and Katie were Bed Wrestling last nigh, it was the Best

by Charles ii of Spain is hot December 4, 2019

bust'n bed

A term for the shorter variation for the phrase "bust and go to bed", popular usage by millenials from the east coast. meaning to masturbate and then take a nap almost immediately after finishing. Mostly said when one is at a level of exhaustion or fatigue to the point where they the need to take nap during the day in dual combination of self pleasure and sleep

"Awe man Gio that lecture class was so boring, i just wanna go home and bust'n bed and relax the rest of the day

by Allen olumor August 7, 2018

bed art

Having sex while covered with paint

"Hey wanna try bed art tonight?"

by Deathnote2002 July 8, 2017

Shit the bed

When someone hooks up with, dates, marries, etc a horrible person.
Name inspired by Amber Heard.

John shit the bed when he started dating Jessica, she's cheated on all of her other boyfriends.

by TheAwesomeGM May 10, 2022

bed paralysis

when someone likes being in bed so much that they cannot get out of it.

i'd like to go to see a movie but i am currently suffering from bed paralysis....

by somone123 September 5, 2012

Stabilize the Bed

The act of pushing your hands and legs against the wall to attempt to stop the creaking of the bed while having sex in a college dorm room where other people are sleeping so as to not wake them up

"The creaking is too loud, we're going to wake my roommates up"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"

by toby69420 October 17, 2017

Bed Buster

When someone is laying down on a bed and you whip out your cock, stand over top of them, and drop on them putting your cock down their throat with so much force the bed breaks.

Ever since Jimmy gave me The Bed Buster I can't sleep at night.

by Zinxrune October 11, 2018