Shirt Taters

A slang term for breasts. Originating from the idea of two potatoes being smuggled under one's shirt.

"I went jogging without a sports bra and now my shirt taters are so sore."

"When shots get poured at our parties, you're bound to see some shirt taters come out."

"Damn! Look at the shirt taters on her!"

by BoatCrew September 24, 2011

Shirt Pull

When some one does or says something stupid or dumb and makes no sense...

“Hey bro I feel like Jamies Winston is a better QB than Tom Brady”....give me yo shirt for saying that 👕🤏🏽 shirt pull there shirt

by 414 Miltown May 8, 2020

shirt pants

Shirt pants is an insult aimed at people with a basic or plain style, shirt and pants wearing people, who critique those whose style is more "extra".

Oh you don't like my outfit? What you got on shirt pants? Hmm, a shirt and pants? How creative.

by Itmeizzie July 20, 2022

Tit Shirt

Tight shirts worn by women which causes people to stare at their boobs.

I'm failing class because I'm too distracted by the teacher's tit shirts.

by rock112 January 13, 2009

Sperm Shirt

A T-shirt not meant to be worn, but rather to be made into a makeshift vagina of sorts; to collect semen after ejaculation during masturbation.

Never throw out your old t-shirts, they can easily be turned into a great sperm shirt.

by Maars August 6, 2011

Monkey shirt

A dark shirt which has a complex checked pattern, involving stripes in different colours. It may have pockets.

A monkey shirt often helps one to "get down to business" (sexual relations.) Statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts.

Dude, I promise you, the monkey shirt will definitely help you to get down to monkey business.

Nice shirt, that's a really classy monkey shirt!

by HugaN February 14, 2012

Shirt girl

A girl who wears a giant T-shirt after sex to hide the dried cum all over her body.

Did you see that shirt girl at David's house?

by Kkklapklap677 November 13, 2015