milf money

when something is just way too good to be true

that movie was so good, it was milf money!

by mackieronii September 6, 2020

makin' money

Buying an item cause it's a good deal. The more money saved is actually money made.

Just got that truck for half price. I'm makin' money on that.

by Foxyrolla November 17, 2013

Ed's money

Ed's money is defined as the technical term for inheritance.

Man, I so broke, and your old bird pegged it, so I know you can hit me up with Ed's money.

My old man is so cross. I had to run at wooden spoon speed to get away from him. Don't think I'm gettin' any Ed's money now.

by taxiservice July 16, 2010

Boomerang money

(n.) a word to describe the process of poppin them bandz and spending large sums of money just so it will come back to you, resembling a cycle that is alike to that of the trajectory of a boomerang, as stated by Iceman and Waka Flocka Flame.

Josh is gettin boomerang money cause he and Scott went to the club, made it rain and made double that money the next day!

by K'nucklesIII April 1, 2013

Mug Money

Money one carries in a conspicuous place to give to muggers when they traverse a dangerous neighborhood. This money stands in contrast to the shoe money, bra money, and crotch money - all wads of cash stuffed in the aforementioned location and totalling a greater amount than the mug money, which is already counted as forfeited.

"Hey ma, I'm goin over to Vinnie's tonight. "
"Wait , here's seven bucks. Put it in your pocket for mug money."

by brotherben April 4, 2015

Money Stitch

A woman's vagina stretches and tears during the natural birthing process. The attending MD will stitch up the torn flesh so it will heal faster. The money stitch is the extra stitch you pay for, in order to return the vagina back to "Like New" condition. This procedure is confidential between the father and the doctor. To order the money stitch, wave a hundred dollar bill behind your wife's head just out of her sight. All maternity doctors know this international signal.

The money stitch is worth every penny when you find yourself back in the sack reciting the lyrics to Madonna's "Like a virgin."

by Sr.Verde June 15, 2018

awkward money

Money that makes a situation or conversation instantly awkward, especially when borrowing from someone who is strict, cheap and/or frugal with their own money.

I borrowed awkward money from my friend, who requested that I pay him back in quarters.

by brokenxcupz June 15, 2012