Creepy Internet Stalker

A furry/anime artist/other talentless, oversensitive type who gets mad at a particular person (usually a female that they have a creepy, backwards crush on) and goes around trying to get even in such ridiculous fashions as writing innacurate, stupid definitions including their real name.

I seem to have a creepy internet stalker on urbandictionary.com

by tengu shoes January 7, 2005

thumbs up stalker

Someone who follows you on sites like Urban Dictionary and gives all your definitions thumbs up for no reason.

Having a thumbs up stalker is nice, but creepy.

by udusers1 July 19, 2011

Parking Lot Stalker

The act of following strangers in a crowded parking lot in hopes to get their parking spot.

The mall parking lot was crazy Christmas Eve, I drove around an hour and couldn't get a spot so I went Parking Lot Stalker and followed this old couple all the way from the door about five feet behind them and took their spot. It was contagious, on my way in I saw three other cars doing it.

by Big Pappa Smurfz March 1, 2009

Boston Night Stalker

When a woman, normally from Boston, who is most likely a crazed ex or dedicated stalker slips a Viagra and Roofie into your drink in hopes of you passing out with a stiffy so she can mount you and impregnate herself.

Did you guys hear what happened to Tony the other night? I guess Sarah pulled the ol' Boston Night Stalker on him and is now pregnant.

by True Cuhh May 26, 2017

Third Person Stalker

Someone who does not have enough courage to stalk someone themselves, so they employ the help of a close friend to stalk you for them. Hence, third person stalking.

guy1: dude whats up
guy2: hey, you wanna follow this really hot girl on facebook for me?
guy1: nahh, i don't third person stalk.
guy2: great. now i need to find another third person stalker.

by cweeks March 30, 2010

Parking lot stalker

Someone who cruises continuously around a parking lot till a space close to the front door becomes available.

You've been circling for 20 minutes. Just park the car so we can go in. You're turning into a Parking Lot Stalker for christsakes

by Joey Shabadoo September 19, 2008

Stalker Texas Ranger

Creepy dudes dressed inappropriately like cowboys, that think staring you and your girlfriends down at a club is cool.

"Don't look now ladies, but Stalker Texas Ranger is checking you out"

by trams os U ?tuo ti erugiF December 31, 2012