
"Rachael Ray" is a slang term describing a woman with artificial, unabashed perkiness, an annoying voice and disproportionate physical attributes that, though unattractive in and of themselves, combine with the other factors in an unholy fashion to evoke the desire to bang her brains out anyway.
Often feeds into latent S&M tendencies. Due to the repulsive nature of having such desires, these inclinations are neither expressed nor confessed, and frequently erupt in fantasies of the oral or anal nature. See also "Mary Hart", "Joy Behar", and "Ann Coulter".
Often feeds into latent S&M tendencies. Due to the repulsive nature of having such desires, these inclinations are neither expressed nor confessed, and frequently erupt in fantasies of the oral or anal nature. See also "Mary Hart", "Joy Behar", and "Ann Coulter".
1) "Dude, I saw you out with that snotty bitch from work last night."
"Yeah, I was drunk and went totally Rachael Ray on that booty."
2) "That coked up chick at the bar flirting with you has absolutely no tits at all."
"Yeah, well she'll be talkin' like Rachael Ray once I get finished bouncing my meat staff off of her vocal cords all night."
"Yeah, I was drunk and went totally Rachael Ray on that booty."
2) "That coked up chick at the bar flirting with you has absolutely no tits at all."
"Yeah, well she'll be talkin' like Rachael Ray once I get finished bouncing my meat staff off of her vocal cords all night."
by Mr. Staypuf November 17, 2009

To Attack a Person Brutaly for no big deal or reason. Then Running or Fleaing the Sence with heat on there trail.
"Wow Ima Ray Lane a bitch, no one steals 5o cents from me and gets away with it!"
oh damn thats retarded
oh damn thats retarded
by Jared Pony Face June 30, 2010

by Jingles2016 January 19, 2017

by A Juggalo Puzzle March 14, 2014

by cdsdsa February 26, 2022

Ray originally was a footballer, most known as a Newcastle FC player, and later football manager. He is now the lead commentator for La Liga football on BEIN Sports and is quite entertaining to listen to. This man has more passion for football than any man put together. He loves players like Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Luis Suarez and when one of them scores even the silliest goal against the smallest team, it sounds like he’s having an incredible orgasm. He truly loves the game and is most known for his love of Messi.
Some famous Ray Hudson quotes include
“MESSI! You could drop a tarantula into his shorts, and he’d still be cool!”
“Again, the menescing man arrives!”
“Cleaner than neutrogena, the man from Argentina!”
“Marcelo! Marcelo! Marcelo!”
“David de Who?”
“MESSI! You could drop a tarantula into his shorts, and he’d still be cool!”
“Again, the menescing man arrives!”
“Cleaner than neutrogena, the man from Argentina!”
“Marcelo! Marcelo! Marcelo!”
“David de Who?”
by citeh citeh citeh March 25, 2019
