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Queef of relief

The sound a woman's lady bits make after a long day of being suffocated in tight jeans.
Nothing compares to coming home, de-pantsing and letting out a good queef of relief.
by Appyloucifer October 12, 2016
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Shurig queef

The act of queefing in a jar and selling it.
John: Dude i bought a shurig queef!
Devon: dude thats great!
by Devon G January 8, 2017
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Queef Lasagna

When you ask your man to go down on you and then you surprise him by holding his head down as you release vaginal flatulence into his nose and mouth.
Guy 1: I was getting really into it, but she gave me a queef lasagna.
Guy 2: (Pukes)
Guy 1: Same.
by Jif - Come At Me Bro June 4, 2016
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Queef catcher

An individual who puts his/her lips around a woman's vagina as she queefs, effectively catching the queef in their mouth.
Michael was a known queef catcher, he would catch queefs in his mouth from noon to dusk. Daily.
by Ricky Johnston April 4, 2005
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queef

a fart from a vagina- nice and simple
nastyairlike a butt fartassnastyfartpussyafter sexqueef
by 5842fj March 13, 2010
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Queef

A excessive amount of saltyness and anger after a loss
I got felt queefed when they beat us 100-79
by Army of noobs January 10, 2019
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ass queef

release of air during anal sex
mr. bailey ass queefed while his hairy boy friend ass rammed him.
by pound dat pussy July 24, 2007
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