The Planet Earth Test

When you want to see if a cover of Fireflies is good, so you skip to the part where they sing "I like to make my self believe, that planet Earth turns slowly".

Guy 1: What're you doing?

Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.

Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.

by OctopusProbably October 24, 2022

planet pussyballs

exactly as it sounds

100% of the men I know live on planet pussyballs

by sinrlifemattrs October 29, 2025

peppermint planet

A drug induced happy place.

I’d rather be on a Peppermint Planet than in rehab.

by Commodore February 13, 2023

Planet Shitness

A gym that charges a $20 late fee when you're broke and don't have $10 in your checking account. They make sure to only accept debit cards after they've charged you the $20 late fee.

I'm going to make sure I have the $10 in my checking account so I don't get charged the extra $20 late fee from planet shitness gym.

by anonymous July 2, 2024

planet 496

the peakest world builder series ever made o n scratch way better than stinky primal invaders

planet 496 is peak

by owain3009 September 2, 2025

Planet of the apes chimney sweep

When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.

Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?

by Cate89 March 23, 2019

Love Beauty and Planet

That woke vegan friend we all have who cares so much about the planet that she pulls out her metal straws at every cafe. She legit has sleepless nights just in case her wet and dry waste are not segregated correctly. She’s all heart and does small acts of love for the planet, like upcyling eco-friendly recycled plastic waste into packaging material.

“You love the planet more than your boyfriend, you’re just like love beauty and planet

by Luluinlondon November 25, 2021