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Pillow pirate

An insult used against someone who is a nuisance, or acting like a Faggatron 3000 . Describes the "ARRGHH" sound one makes when their face is in a pillow during anal sex.
"You're being a total pillow pirate Joe"
by Tacorainstorm May 17, 2016
mugGet the Pillow piratemug.

Pillow pirate

A sleeping partner who manages to steal every pillow(and any blankets) from thier bed partner, all without waking up and often denying it completely when waking up.
My sweetie is a total pillow pirate. I wake up freezing and flat on the bed every night, and I can't even get a corner back until they wake up!!
by Hippyfox September 23, 2021
mugGet the Pillow piratemug.

Pillow Intelligence

Pillow Intelligence: When a dog knows exactly how to utilize a pillow for laying by placing only their head on a pillow.
by Koshinku April 21, 2020
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Hate Pillows

The flabby under arm area of extremely over weight people. Typically characteristic of obese Karen’s who have nothing better to do then judge everyone else
-You should’ve seen the “hate pillows” on that bitch start flapping when she thundered over to cock block that dude from her friend.
by DickDigglesworth March 26, 2022
mugGet the Hate Pillowsmug.

pillow game

How hard/strong you stroke in bed while having sex.
by Lindsey Collins 🤩🤪 December 15, 2017
mugGet the pillow gamemug.

custard pillow

Matt makes the most delightful custard pillows.
by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003
mugGet the custard pillowmug.

Get the Pillow

Putting an annoying old person ( or ANY annoying person) out of their misery by suffocation.
I told my kids to "Get the Pillow" if I become a crazy old lady.
by Deelang May 3, 2018
mugGet the Get the Pillowmug.

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