penis task

When a woman asks a man to complete something easy on her behalf, typically because she's too lazy, inept or just looking for male attention. The woman in question is of the mind that men put the pussy on a pedestal and will do anything for brownie points.

When Becky gave me the penis task of hanging pictures in her office, I just laughed and walked away.

by SeñorGuapo April 17, 2019

No Thank You Paul

No Thank You Paul is something you say when someone asks you something related to pedestrians

Bob: “Wow There Is A Lot If Pedestrians Today, Eh?”

Me: “No Thank You Paul”

by Paulypaulpaulpaul August 26, 2019

faulty-tasking

Kind of like multitasking, but the person doing the tasks can only perform one at a time. This is completely unintentional. The faulty-tasker truly believes they are being efficient.

Quit faulty-tasking!

by Author1992 September 14, 2019

coronavirus taskforce

a entourage of nitwits who lack the intellectual ability to manage a health crisis

little johnny: Mommy is school gunna be out all year?

mom: yes honey because the coronavirus taskforce shit the bed

by nandall May 4, 2020

national thank josh day 2

in the case that you forgot that april 4th was national thank josh day, this day allows you to be forgiven for forgetting

jason: hey guys, we forgot about national thank josh day!
joe: that’s okay, that’s what national thank josh day 2 is for!

by obama cares April 5, 2021

Ball Tasking

You put your Scrotums (or ballsacks) to various tasks with your significant other to see if the male partner has been working their balls out, preparing for any kind of sexual intercourse.

babe, do you wanna go through stage 3 of ball tasking?

by choghies June 15, 2023

parin thakkar

a parin thakkar is a nice person. sometimes they can be seen as mean and rude, but they truly have a good personality. they are a good cook and a great editor and an overall good friend. they may leak your face, so be careful, but don't worry. he is also a very gay man and indian

boy 1: "holy shit, is that parin thakkar?!"
boy 2: "omg yeah, he's such a great cook."

by papa sophia bro September 25, 2023