A gruesome act where you pay for an octopus you've ordered to eat at an Asian restaurant, and instead decide to undress publicly, allowing the octopus to grip your balls with its tentacle and twist them until they turn purple and blue from lack of blood flow, while also having tentacles attached inside your ass. This is followed by a crowd chanting "Triple T, Triple T, Triple T!" as your balls are ripped off by the octopus, like a game of tether ball where the rope snaps, leaving them hanging only by the tentacles in your ass. Then you proceed to rip the octopus off yourself by swinging your body so fast that the octopus splats against the wall, leaving an ink mark and your two balls. This is finally followed by everyone shouting at once: "Bullseye!!"
Thomas never expected to receive a tentacle testicular torsion!
Laila cheered on Lucas as he started his first tentacle testicular torsion on himself!
Laila cheered on Lucas as he started his first tentacle testicular torsion on himself!
by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025
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Tentative by System of a Down
Hym 🎶No oOone! No one's gonna save us noooooow🎶
Iam 🎶NOT EVEN GOOOOOOOOD🎶
Hym 🎶No oOone! No one's gonna save us noooooow🎶
Iam 🎶NOT EVEN GOOOOOOOOD🎶
by Hym Iam January 13, 2026
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a person that believes he knows everything. he makes up definitions to words and has an excuse for everything. he claims to have thick skin but gets irate about everything.
That dude just defined universe as a one verse poem, then got pissed when we corrected him. He's a damn bawl-tasta.
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Get the Mo-tesha mug.For when your D&D party doesn't want to deal with the DM's bullshit, and just burns down the building/church/tower that contains the encounter that they had worked for weeks on.
"You see several Mind Flayers through the open doors of the church. Will you go inside to confront them and save the town?"
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."
by Marven Songsteel December 2, 2019
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