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teedle furter

the hurling of a turtle towards the head of unsuspecting spaniards
Wow that guy was pissed that the turtle got in his way that he teedle furtered
by Pip E. Burn April 4, 2005
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teenage driver

teen age drivers are one of the worst and best types of drivers out there. they are bad because they are inexperienced and good because all of the latest rules are fresh in there minds.
she is a teenage driver, and hot.
by my name is a secret shhh March 3, 2011
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Exploding Horny Teenager

A prepubescent male who undergoes a combustion process, due to excessive accumulated semen and noxious gases (such as methane). Studies show that holding in a fart while having blue balls causes such a phenomena to occur.
Person A: Holy shit, look at that girl's ass!
Person B: ::Explodes::

Did you hear that after Tommy held a fart in all day, Susan came over and he exploded? He was one exploding horny teenager!
by Tim, Tim, Alex, Nick, Jason January 18, 2009
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Teena

A nice and friendly girl who has long hair. She usually likes music, hanging out with her friends, and shopping.
Hey, I met a Teena today at the mall carrying a lot of bags.
by iTurtlexP March 28, 2009
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teenager

Noun
Someone around the ages of 12-17 or 13-19.
Teenager:
I'm 12 and I think us teenagers should rule over the world.
by 13thirteen October 30, 2004
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Teenager

someone who is age 13-19, or an adolescent. most teens go through depression even though they have relatively good lives (even me). a lot of emo and punk bands are made by depressed teens. most teens have "normal" and "cool" standards that you are forced to live up to:
1) you HAVE to have to have a girlfrind/boyfreind, otherwise you r gay (i dont know why teens keep calling eachother gay, even if they r straight)
(most boyfreind/girlfreind only last for a small period of time, bcuz the relationship is usually based on insecurity, getting to places that a freind cant, showing off. most of these relationships are not even based on whats inside, its only if your looks make you worthy of someone who will eventually dump you for someone better looking)
2) you must smoke, drink, and have sex at a young age (funny how such morally wrong things will make you look like a god in front of teens)
3) you can't wear "whity tighties" otherwise you will be dissed by boxer wearers who have smaller d***s than you (i wear boxer-breifs so i have room and my **** duznt swing around)
4) you must hate your parents

i am conservative and have went to school with these morons. i feel bad for ever trying to be like them. their rules force you to do things and u cant do anything about it. ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS, DONT TRY TO BE LIKE THE "POPULAR' KIDS IN SCHOOL. while they bitch about how cool they are, while they are insecure inside, you, the "unpopular" one will actually be getting somewhere in life. they are usually the ones that will be flipping burgers while you become succesful.
is an example really needed?
by conservative February 11, 2007
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