cut the red tape

a 90's term for quit fooling around, made popular by sailor moon.

Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!

by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014

tape the wall

Code word for take a shit

Ex 1: "ah damn I need to tape the wall"

Ex 2: "What is taking Taylor so long?" "Oh she's taping the wall"

by Raverforlife4 June 13, 2014

stucky taped

Something stuck down so well with stick tape it's stuck for good.

I tried to remove the label on my book but it had been stucky taped.

by Beady Girls April 15, 2015

Flex tape

The product of one god, Phil swift himself
He has rained down on us the perfect bondage for leaks
The ultimate repair for literal anything

He saws a boat in half and fixes it with only one of his great marks left flex tape

“To show you the power of flex tape I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF and repaired it with only flex tape!”-the god himself

by MoLeStMaN December 5, 2018

Taping

when you tripping or being extra or feeling yourself

you taping fam

by bhgjgkuhgygki October 26, 2018

tape man

A man with tape on himself. He needs to be a chode.

That is a tape man.

by Reynn tanaka August 31, 2017

Flex tape

A tape type of product from flex seal™, mostly known from the two videos of jontron; "waterproofing my life with FLEX TAPE - Jontron" and "FLEX TAPE II: the flexening - Jontron". The company has made many commercials and Phil Swift is in most of them telling us the many used of flex tape. It can instantly bond in to almost anything and can stop any leak. Plus, some of them even work underwater!

Phil: Flex tape is super strong and when Its on, it holds on tight!
Jon: *shook* no Phil you're super strong.

by Pixel41 December 18, 2018