used tampon

the happiness (a penis) that is so hard to find

"Where did I put my used tampon?"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

a penis that lacks discernment or any actual real taste in holes

"My used tampon almost went into the gutter last night. I had to save his one-eyed ass. You know he can't see that far!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

a disorganized, slutty, cruel, and mean penis

"I bed hop without mercy like a dirty little used tampon"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

an unsafe penis

"Watch out for him, he's packing a used tampon."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

any penis that won't wait and organize the man's spiritual, personal, and legal affairs first before it had sex with anyone

Man 1: "Man, you look like a used tampon."

Man 2, smiling: "I know."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

the penis of a fornicator

"I fornicate because I'm a used tampon."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

penis of ill-repute

Man: "Now how will I get a real life? I'm a used tampon. No woman will want me!" shrieks and cries out loud.

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022