by Lazybug September 12, 2019
A group of especially unattractive subjects occupying public group furniture. Term is adapted from the label on the initial image of a set of before/after pictures commonly used to illustrate the effectiveness of a product or service advertised to improve one's image.
Did you see the chicks at the before-table when we entered? For a second, I thought we walked onto the set of an infomercial.
by hitbyageo April 25, 2004
The seam where where where two independent tables come together to form a larger table to when pulling two or more independent tables together
by Richard Ballz September 03, 2012
Noun-
A person who aggressively scouts out tables and takes them as soon as a party gets up from their chairs in a restaurant setting; a person who cuts in front or other people walking towards an open table; a person who waits right next to a party eating just to take their table
A person who aggressively scouts out tables and takes them as soon as a party gets up from their chairs in a restaurant setting; a person who cuts in front or other people walking towards an open table; a person who waits right next to a party eating just to take their table
I was going to that open table but a table predator cut right in front of me and stole it!
Or
I just saw that lady hip check that little kid; she's such a table predator!
Or
I just saw that lady hip check that little kid; she's such a table predator!
by moyce September 03, 2017
A way of describing a woman or man you would like to bend over a table and proceed to have sexual intercourse with.
by D8431 August 24, 2016
by Blyler69 June 24, 2019
The opposite of being In the Closet.
An individual who has identified themselves as homosexual in an effort to fit in, but is actually heterosexual.
A member of the non-heterosexual community who has secretly been engaging in heterosexual activities, while denying bisexual or heterosexual preferences.
An individual who has identified themselves as homosexual in an effort to fit in, but is actually heterosexual.
A member of the non-heterosexual community who has secretly been engaging in heterosexual activities, while denying bisexual or heterosexual preferences.
Steve to Eric - "I totally saw Paul making out with that girl from the bar, but he keeps denying it. Ugh, he's so Under the Table".
by floppitywop April 09, 2021