toilet bug

John McClane

McClane is a toilet bug.
- Inspector Cobb

by havlorech December 01, 2010

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toilet fetish

when you're sexually attracted to toilets, toilet parts, or people working on toilets.

Ahbi: Haley, is that your toilet?
Haley: Yeah, what about it?
Ahbi: That shit turns me on.
Haley: Toilet fetish much?

by bbyhay17 December 04, 2016

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Toilet-shit

Shit which is produced by a common house toilet.

Or: hey man, did you have that crap yet?
Cory: NO! all of the floor is covered with toilet-shit D:

by jeakiller May 09, 2010

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toilet dew

when you are taking a massive shit, and the last peice of crap falls out of ur ass flies out with such a great velocity, that the impact on the water produces a splash. if this cold, splash reaches ur asshole, and produces a cold, wet, uncomfortable feeling there, tht is toilet dew.

Dude! i just planetd this enormous shit tht was f ing wicked, when i found myself with a feroious splash and a bad case of toilet dew.

by fucksoid February 18, 2005

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