Sympathy Slice

slice of pizza given to someone who has not pitched in to buy the pizza.

Hey can i have a slice?" "Do you have a dollar?" "No" "im sorry my friend but i dont give a sympathy slice

by FTDan June 10, 2010

Sympathy Tip

Much like a "pitty f*ck", a male will offer a friend who has trouble getting sex the tip of his penis for gratification. He only does this because he feels bad for his friend, and he only offers the tip, and not the entire shaft, because it means less when it's just the tip.

Venus was hard off for some booty, and I couldn't help but to offer her some Sympathy Tip.

by Turin1 May 12, 2011

sympathompliment

A sympathetic compliment.

Guy 1: Dude, I reckon you should go and cheer her up.
Guy 2: Yeah, I guess I'll go pay her a sympathompliment.

by Sneebyl October 11, 2011

sympathy like

A " like" on a friend's facebook post that's getting no play from anyone else

I gave Karen's post about how funny her kids are a sympathy like

by bmilligan05 February 20, 2015

Simpson Hall

A dorm located on Redstone Campus at the University of Vermont. Known for their extreme ragers that occur every weekend and sometimes on Wasted Wednesdays and Thirsty Thursdays. It is a common destination for the cops, especially when floors 4 and 5 get a little too rowdy. Floor 3 is known as a retirement home, whereas floor 4 is known as the crack house and floor 5 is one step down from Vegas. With only three floors, all residents are pretty familiar with each other, which can lead to major beef between them. Although this may be true, in the end, they are all in this together whether they like it or not.

Wellness resident: Where do you live on campus.

Simpson resident: I live in Simpson Hall.

Wellness resident: NO WAY! Is there anything going on tonight?

Simpson resident: Well it is Thursday ;)

by tooaverageBOB October 23, 2018

Symph Weenie

a person who thinks that progressive rock music begins and ends with Genesis and Yes. They do not acknowledge other styles of progressive rock music such as Zeuhl, Canterbury, Jazz Rock or Avant Rock. They think that Genesis and Yes are superior to all other music in the history of sound.

Joe Blow doesn't like the Mahavishnu Orchestra; he's a died in the wool Symph Weenie.

by PROGMAN1 January 27, 2019

simpsister

one who simps alongside you

Will and I are simpsisters for Shawn Mendes

by stolarski October 1, 2020