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Swiss Twinkie

When an elderly woman gets a creampie and holds it in for 33 minutes.
Grandma had a Swiss Twinkie in the home last week.
by TwinkyWinkeee September 30, 2023
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Western Swiss Cheese

You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.
Last night , I fucked a chick. It was a Western Swiss Cheese.
by Rhino_Rex July 1, 2016
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swiss hat trick

A hat trick in soccer is scoring three goals in one game. A German hat trick is scoring three consecutive goals in the same half, a much more difficult task.

On a weekend vacation break, having sex with three different (fresh meat) partners is a hat trick. Three partners in a 24 hour period is a German hat trick.

A Swiss hat trick is similar to a German hat trick but quirkier. The difference is no washing during the 24 hour period.

A Swiss hat trick is having intercourse with three different sexual partners within a 24 hour period with zero intimate washing.
You must be a true pulling machine to complete the Swiss hat trick. Ron completed it in Skegness after a couple of previous Swiss braces.
by Geordie6 June 16, 2024
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swiss cracker

When Swiss men, wearing Swiss hats, tag team a white woman (cracker) whose butt hole smells like Swiss cheese.
by BigCracker May 17, 2016
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LAUREN SWISS BREKFAST

WHEN OLDER MAN SHART ON HER HEAD IN THE MORNING
LAUREN SWISS BREKFAST: ZAK DONT SHART ON MY HEAD
by HARVEY PRICE2.0# August 1, 2021
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Swiss

A word meaning cool/epic. Originated from Chicago/ Atlanta. slang used by cumbslattz.
bro wanna see my new car it’s Swiss af.
by Charlotte freedman72578 December 26, 2023
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Swiss cheese with no bread to land on

To be beyond all hope. At the end of you rope with nowhere left to go. A desperate feeling in a hopeless situation.
After John's family was killed and he lost his house, he felt like swiss cheese with no bread to land on.
by TheGrammerNinja July 19, 2018
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