Fortnite streamer

25yr old virgin that is a twitch streamer and plays fortnite for a living
They are also known as the

Super virgin over 9000

Normal person " Oi, get a real job my guy"
Fortnite streamer " but I'm to virgin!"
Normal person "wait yeah, I forgot"
Normal person "just stop playing fortnite"
Fortnite streamer "but i spent $2000 on it!"
Normal person "wow, you really are a ultra mega super virgin retard"

by DrBiGBallZ November 29, 2021

Louisiana Steamer

When you take a fat shit on a bitches chest while she jerks you off and you read some Mark Twain bool

"Yo, I heard Brandon gave Penny a Louisiana Steamer last night when he had the meat shits!"

by Sperm Explosion January 21, 2022

selkirk steamer

When you eat a great deal of corn and spray corn shit all over your partners face after sex.

I gave that girl such a deluxe Selkirk Steamer last night you can call her Colonel Redenbacher!

by Dirty Brett February 18, 2022

Quebec Steamer

In the province of Quebec, Canada, on the eve of St. Jean-Baptiste Day, Francophone’s go to sleep hoping for a Quebec steamer.
The Quebec Steamer itself is a pile of cheese curds left on the chest of the sleeping francophone. It is delivered by the Jean Baptiste bunny.

“Go to bed now or the Jean Baptiste Bunny won’t leave you any curds”
“Oh man, I’m so excited to get a Quebec Steamer tonight, those curds are always the best”

by The Ol’ fromagerie June 1, 2022

A Starmer Pledge

A Starmer Pledge - something said to gain credence, credibility and most importantly elected, with no intention of EVER implementing said “pledge”. Also known as a Boris Promise.

I told my mom I’d clean up today but it’s ok it was just a Starmer pledge

by WellysWords October 25, 2022

Sticky Steamer

The act of taking the nastiest greasiest shit and then proceeding to wipe your ass with a wad of toilet paper and then throwing it at someone’s door so that it sticks to it.

God dammit, Bryan just put another sticky steamer on Colby’s door!

by GinnerRat December 20, 2022

discomfort streamer

the opposite of a comfort streamer, attempts to crack as many dark/offensive jokes as possible in order to satisfy a certain audience group.

dude jschlatt is hilarious he is my discomfort streamer

by the fuck bro July 19, 2023