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stoner accident

A simple mistake made by a stoned individual, such as knocking the ash tray. The person it most affects gets unneccesrily angry when the accident is trivial.
Sid i cant believe you dropped the zoot, thats well out of order, minus 3 tokes for you, thats not cool A typical stoner accident
by Dubvision October 15, 2009
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stingy stoner

A person who is very stingy about their herb, they never offer it to anybody (clearly defying stoner etiquette) however they are always there to bum a hit off ya whenever possible.Furthermore they are usually total dick weeds that are always very quiet and contemptuous to strangers, and are always making lame cliche remarks to every word a normal bystander says.
normal bystander: "ya dude I think im going to go to school up in Montana".

stingy stoner (steve): "what are you like gay or something, do you like brokeback mountain".

normal person: " um,..do I even know you?"

thats a stingy stoner in a nutshell
by Plotbert February 1, 2008
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stoner friendly food

any food that does not take much or any time and energy to prepare and eat
stoner friendly foods do not include things like hershey kisses, they are wrapped and take too much mind power to open when baked off ones ass, stoner friendly foods do include foods like chips that u only need to open once
by Pillsbury419 December 30, 2005
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stoner

An individual who smokes or consumes marijuana habitually and ritualistically. Stoner and Pothead are often conflated in everyday discourse, but the two words are actually very different in meaning.

Pothead is a derogatory term used to describe one who is essentially addicted to, and obsessed with, marijuana. This dependence manifests in their appearance, thought processes, behaviors, and speech.

A Stoner, however, is one who defies the "prototypical" wastrel image proposed by mainstream society. These individuals enjoy cannabis on a daily basis, but are clandestine about its use, maintaining this sense of secrecy because of the stigma attached by the hegemonic majority.

These individuals cherish the time and money spent enjoying their holy herb, and will partake in its use with a complete stranger, recognizing a certain, universal connection between Stoners. A relaxation of mind and spirit seems to typify the Stoner; consequently, they unanimously hold an appreciation for ethereal and abstract ideologies. They are generally warm-hearted, introspective, and viscerally imaginative.

One primary misconception is that the Stoner is unintelligent and lazy. While this characterization might be appropriate for a Pothead, Stoners are a stark contrast. There is no doubt that they are predominantly Type B personalities, but such qualities that supposedly suggest “laziness” are merely a testament to their innate ability. The ease with which the Stoner skates through school, classes, and the cognitive tasks of everyday life, despite continuous intoxication, suggests a very high intelligence. In fact, many Stoners can be classified as gifted underachievers: that is, students who perform very well on standardized testing (ie; SATs, ACTs, GREs) but fail to perform to their potential in the academic arena.

Despite their noncompetitive natures and tranquil demeanors, Stoners care deeply about a handful of personal, core values. They will not openly express their innermost beliefs readily, but when they do, their code of ethics is almost always virtuous. They are nonconformists of thought and idea, and as so, choose creative outlets for their renderings. They may not adhere to the hegemonic script of society, but eventually they will find success, and find happiness, unlike “the mass of men.”
Stoner 1: Dude, wanna skip French class and light up?

Stoner 2: Sure man. I mean, I got like a 91 on the last test, so I can just chill till midterms.

Stoner 1: Sick man, we'll take the backroads and listen to Biggie.

Stoner 2: WORD
by Chilleazy February 26, 2009
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Snoper

Someone who incessantly checks snopes.com every time they receive a forwarded e-mail, and makes sure to let the sender know they snoped it, and the e-mail is false.
E-mail from T-Bone to Lorenzo: "Drinking bleach will help you pass a drug test."
E-mail from Lorenzo to T-Bone: "Sorry, I snoped it, and you are wrong. Drinking bleach won't help you pass a drug test. Drinking bleach will KILL YOU, CLOWN!"
E-mail from T-Bone to Lorenzo: "Whatever. Quit being such a snoper."
by Lorenzo Jamarcus Warshington November 5, 2010
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stoner name

a name in which many (i.e. dealers and acquaintances) use to call you. Many names have reason behind it either it a childhood memory or just a habit. Other names have no meaning at all and aren't used except as the person's name in someone's cell phone. A stoner name begins to consume you when you get heavier at smoking and soon there will be two of a person: the regular one with the birth name and the stoner named one.

Stoner names are not to be made fun of in anyway, shape or form. They are to be handled with respect.
R: Have you seen Stitches walking around here?
B: No but I've seen Vi-
R: NO! No I need Stitches.
B: He won't be back for a while, he's getting blazed.
R: Fucking stoner name changed him for the worse.
by Brittney Sade August 22, 2008
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Stoner Tangent

A long winded story telling and/or rant while under the influence of some mind altering substance. Usually difficult to comprehend unless you are stoned, or happen to know said ranter.
Jessica had a stoner tangent when she was so high she couldn't remember when she started talking.
by betterThanGreg March 22, 2009
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