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Preemptive Waffle-Stomp

An act similar to fisting, it involves waiting until one party needs to defecate before shoving a foot up the ass of the person as they attempt to shit, stomping the shit back up into the intestines of said person.
'Yo, I heard Brandon gave Shirley a preemptive waffle-stomp last night.'
"Really? That's fucking gross, I feel sorry for whoever has to wash his socks later on."
by CinnamonFrosting October 27, 2018
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stomp

1.stepping really hard one someone/something, like when the reffs not looking and someone ya don't like fell over ya stomp them, or yer beatin someone down and they fall and all your hommies come stomp on the fucker, anywho...

2. to blow out another team, by like a million points... kinda like stomping there hopes... also see pwned
1. yah man, Jesse got in a fight with J-Hal and J-Hal hit him in the face with a shovel and stomped on him

2. man, didja see the game last night? yah the clippers got stomped
by that-hard-mafacka July 10, 2005
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Kirb stomp

When playing super smash brothers, one beats the absolute shit out of someone with Kirby. This is a rare act of greatness. Being Kirb stomped is a lot like the existence Unicorns. Talked about but rarely seen.
Anthony really Kirb stomped David the other night when they were playing Super smash brothers.
by tyler_broviet April 28, 2009
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Waffle stomper

The action of pooping in the shower and stomping it down a waffle shaped drain.
by Fiona Rein March 22, 2019
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Stompled

A combination of stomped and trampled.

Usually the stomping will happen first, and then be followed up by a trample.

used for a particularly bad stomping or trampling involving human or mammalian feet, often in a shocked and excited manner .
Human: As I watched a group of five guys kicking the shit out of someone, my friend remarked to me: Damm, that dude was strait stompled!

Mammalian: Visual Example: Picture this:

When a Bull gore's a matador and then proceeded to stomp all over him. The Bull is so happy at his victory, the bull will look high in the air in ecstasy. Puffing and snorting, half slobbering at the time, the bull kicks one then the other of his powerful legs as he gets down to the business of his only job.

It's like a cat in the litter box, except that the cat is ten pounds and is kicking around sand. The Half-ton bull on the other hand, is trying to make the matador sand. Brutally kicking the helpless body with powerfull strikes as fast as he can.

That bull just stompled the matador!
by Hawaii FO February 18, 2011
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chode stomper

a man/woman who takes a chode and stomps it into the ground.
you can run you can take enzyte but you can't get away i'm the chode stomper.
by dali lama June 24, 2006
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Drabble Stomp

A back massage done by Ralph Drabble. Done by lying the receiver on their stomach and then stepping onto their back. Then asking them to arch up against your foot. It also helps if the back is walked on. A Drabble Stomp is one of the nicest ways to get a massage. It can be done if a Drabble Stand has not worked. So if you want to relax but your back wants to romp, soothe that sacrum with a Drabble Stomp!
Bryant: Hey guys, I need a Drabble Stomp, bad! My back hurts something crazy.

June: No problem, honey. Did you try a Drabble Stand?

Bryant: Yes, but it didn't work. (groans in pain) Oh boy, this is awful.

Ralph: Here, I'll Drabble Stomp you. (he stomps Bryant in the middle of his back) Now, stretch up against my foot. That's it, easy.

Bull: Hey, what's that? Is that some sort of weird massage? You know, my back's crazy hurting! How do you do this?

June: (saying as if she were a P.E. coach) Hit the deck! I'll show you how we do it. (she steps on Bull's back) Now, arch your back up against my foot. See? You 'stomp' your foot in the middle of the other person's back, and they arch up against your foot so that the back is stretched. That's how you do a Drabble Stomp.

Bull: Awesome! The guys at Apopka High would have loved this. I'll have to try it on some of my old boys sometime. Maybe Morris Middleton.

Ralph: Yeah, he'd love it. Drabble Stomps rule!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 10, 2011
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