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Staple's Fallacy

The idea that people need to be compelled to not be pieces of shit. This is built on the assumption that people are shitty by nature, ie Madison vs. Monroe and the federalist papers. This fallacy provides a way of passing judgement on others for their assumptions or opinions, and contributes disagreeable assumptions/opinions to an over-generalization that is based on geographic location. The fact that it is just geographic location that determines a person's assumptions or opinions shows how over-generalized this idea is, which in turn makes it a fallacy.
he emphasized Staple's Fallacy when he said that they are stupid and ignorant because they come from an underdeveloped part of the world.
by StatesRightsTater December 7, 2023
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Staph Infection

Staph Infection could cause a mass Staph exodus from the workplace. Usually “patient 0” distributes this disease through mass condescension. Their ability to demotivate staff is unprecedented. The only way to get rid of a staph infection is to highlight their inability to deliver an outcome.
Ronald Maso was telling Tony how trivial his work would be in a condescending way. We could see that this was demotivating and impacting all Staph. Clearly we had a Staph Infection
by Skel July 4, 2024
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stapleizer

The act of stapleizing something either together or onto something else.
"Nana, can I use your stapleizer to stapleize these papers together?"
by Brahgah D January 17, 2025
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Seapretense

A portmanteau of "sealioning" and "pretense," describing a form of bad-faith interaction where instead of asking endless questions, the aggressor treats the opponent as completely wrong, delusional, insane, or mentally ill—or pretends to completely disagree with them—as a tactic to exhaust, silence, or provoke. Seapretense is sealioning's more aggressive cousin: where sealioning hides behind feigned curiosity, seapretense hides behind feigned certainty. The seapretender doesn't ask questions; they declare you crazy, they act as if your position is obviously absurd, they perform disagreement so total that any response seems futile. The goal is the same: to exhaust you into silence, to provoke you into reactions that can be screenshotted, to run the social gauntlet against you. Seapretense is particularly effective because it's harder to counter than sealioning—how do you prove you're not crazy? How do you respond to someone who's already decided you're wrong?
Example: "She tried to explain her position, but he just kept seapretending: 'You're clearly delusional.' 'Only a mentally ill person would believe that.' 'I can't even engage with this level of insanity.' No questions, no engagement—just pretense that she was obviously wrong. Seapretense had done its work: she was defending her sanity, not her argument."
by Dumu The Void March 8, 2026
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Seapunker'd

Something that happens to idiots who can't swim
Get Seapunker'd, idiot.
by Beach4310 February 9, 2025
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Stapling

Stapling is the act of using a stapler to staple your urethra shut and to piss, cum and possibly blood to seep out of your stapled shut urethra
Hey man wanna come over and do some stapling after school

Ew no what the fuck
by Therealgoonin February 15, 2025
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Staples Center

A Hospital.......Because in a hospital setting, surgical staples are used to close wounds and tissues during surgery... This reference is usually used by rappers as a double entendre to mean both the Staples Center Arena and Hospital
My shooters creep up to your crib while you watching a Lakers game.

30 with Aim, no Staples Center.

Doctors tryna keep him alive but all in vain.

The same place the Cheff was cooking James
The same place they will lay you flat. (Tripple entedre)
by Mr_Lyon April 4, 2025
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