mental stability

something that i dont have

retard 1: have seen mental stability in this school?
retard 1: yea me neither
retard 2: ok

by a_generic_wanker November 21, 2018

Noodle Stab

To stab someone with a sharpened part of a pack of uncooked ramen noodles (A Noodle shank). Referenced in Arrested Development

"She's trying to noodle stab me!"
"My Chinese gang mates wanted to noodle stab me"

by AD2013Fan May 28, 2013

stab the squirrel

A phrase that is a reference to having sex with a girl while she is on her period. It makes more scene if you think of you penis as the "stabbing" tool and her vagina as a small woodland creature that you are in fact stabbing, hence the bloody mess.

Really gross and kinda pervy way to think, but some do.

Note: Stabbing the squirrel is the process of doing so.

Guy 1: Katie is on her period so last night I had to stab the squirrel.

Guy 2: Dude, that's really gross and I honestly don't want to know. *shudder*

**probably a phrase that "hillbillies" are most likely to use/know

by ariel.is.awesome February 28, 2011

prison stab

Mock clandestine stabbing motion, assumedly what one would use while in prison to wound another inmate.

It seemed like a hug, but really, it was a prison stab.

by jank June 30, 2003

Catch a Stabbing

Have sexual intercourse with your male (or strap-on ready female) partner.

Phase referring to the motion of thrusting one's penis or any protruded body part into one of his/her sexual partner's orifices.

Boyfriend: Hey baby, you want to catch a stabbing tonight?

Boyfriend#2: Only if you pull my mustache while you're doing it.

by CurseOfWar March 19, 2013

Star Stable

either in your opinion the most stupid game ever or the best. i'm sure the majority of sso players can agree the game is ran by a bunch of uneducated idiots but hard working idiots, even though they drastically fail. join sso if you want nothing but disappointment from almost every update!!!

edit: yall disliking like i give a fuck, anyway stan talent stan itzy

"Star Stable hasn't done a good fucking update in months."

by yunacore November 6, 2019

stab and grab

the ghetto ass mini mart up the street where you will probably will get stabbed as soon as you step out of your car. (murder mart)

whitney:"Jim, go get me a 40 oz at the stab and grab"
Jim:"Bitch, I ain't crazy!"

by weej December 18, 2004