purple squirrel

A heroin users bowel movement is often called a "purple squirrel". After the intravenous injection of heroin, your poops are long, fluffy and yes, a purple bluish color.

Rod, are you using that shit again? You just left another purple squirrel in the toilet without flushing! Rod.. um Rod?

by pearly March 21, 2012

Curb Squirrel

Skateboard enthusiasts that often skate around parking lots and sidewalks. Called ‘squirrels’ because of their habits of running out in front of cars, much like their rodent counterparts do.

"Damn curb squirrel skated out in front of me again!"

"Ehh, Just hit 'em…"

by Neko! May 19, 2005

squirrel bait

a nut, a mentally disturbed person

your neighbors are totally squirrel bait

by boomer2 July 28, 2003

Fuzzy Squirrel

A fuzzy squirrel is when a female who has an extremely hairy pussy has sex with a guy and pokes at the penis putting it in and out. The motion of this move is similar to that of a squirrel nibbling on nuts.

Yo bro that chick gave me a fuzzy squirrel last night, it was amazing.

by Seahawk Kid April 30, 2011

Dirt Squirrel

1. a female of questionable character
2. a female with a scandalous sexual past
3. a dirty dirty slut

'that fem be a dirt squirrel'
'that girl is a dirt squirrel for sure!'

by whiskymack January 9, 2004

squirrel slap

When a testosterone pumped jock slaps you with his (or her) warty balls.

Ex: "Dude i just got squirrel slapped....It was delicious." 2 balls across face

by Master Destroyer December 1, 2014

Squirrel Scammer

A friend who steals his friends crush, even though his friend called dibs(squirrel) on the girl he likes.

Daniel: Man I love this one girl Stacy.
Nick: Oh, uh..me and her kind a got it on last night.
Daniel:Dude i called squirrel on her already. Youre a freekin Squirrel Scammer

by Eggvon June 4, 2007