squawkometer

Any noisy alarm-device that produces an ear-piercing and/or highly-irritating noise every time it detects anything amiss. Can also loosely refer to the hair-trigger wrongness-detecting consciousness of an overly-zealous/sensitive person who vociferously protests anything and everything that he deems inappropriate, unfair, dangerous, unsanitary, etc.

Howard Hughes was infamous for his irrational behavior and assorted phobias; one of his most notorious disorders was his overactive squawkometer regarding germs.

by QuacksO January 1, 2019

Squanto

A term of endearment.

Good night Squanto.

by Mechinesemeplayjoke February 25, 2019

Squanomo

Squanomo is true ledge and native of the finest homestead on West Hancock Avenue formally known as the Hictory Predicament. With his six string in one hand he dishes vodka sodies at Dusty Saloon down the road. Arch nemesis is the midnight joneser and is banned from the state of Arizona. Will buy a bus and follow around Widespread Panic when he graduates like a true wookie.

Holy shit is that squanomo

me: yep

Damn hes a legend

by Oaktree71152 March 19, 2019

Skuanked

When you’re getting a blowjob and you tell your girlfriend/boyfriend you’re about to cum, so they aim your dick back at you. Specifically, when your cum hits your face.

Person 1: dude, my girl skuanked me last night. I got it all over my shirt and my cum hit my chin.
Person 2: fuck bro that sucks!!

by Umar North Tower May 28, 2019

squants

a bad case of the shits when you're having intercourse

Phoenix: Last night I had the squants with Nathan.

Cindy Lou Who Wang: That shit sucks I had it with Michael the other week.

by Michelle Obama 2020 July 1, 2019

Squanch

Squanch is originally from “Rick and Morty.” After yelling squanch at school, it became a very known thing in Mount Pleasant, Tx. Squanch became popular from Carson, Colton, and Mason. Squanch has spread all over East Texas and has had other groups associated with it.

“Yo nigga, u tryna come Squanch later?“
“Aye girl, I’m tryna Squanch ur coochie and put my gravy on your taters.”

by Squancher69 November 23, 2019

Squancheekchok

Squancheekchok is a diety who is the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Squancheekchok is commonly used as an exclamation or curse word, and was the most common cat name in 2019.

Girl: Squancheekchok! I forgot my purse!
Boy: You better pray to Squancheekchok that it's still at the bar

by Beepta November 29, 2019