monkey spunk bubble

a phrase to be used instead of a load of swear word when you hurt your self ;)

or

whe some one wont do what you want

ouch MONKEY SPUNK BUBBLE

or

owhhh you monkey spunk bubble

by bigtits1994 June 19, 2011

spunked it up the wall

Wasted mostly money.

He’s got no money left, he’s spunked it up the wall.

by Benzig42 January 18, 2023

Sawn off spunk shot

A man with a circumcised penis ejaculating onto someones face.

"You gotta watch this video man, she gets a total sawn off spunk shot!"

by Oilymarc September 22, 2016

Spunk Ransom/Robert Pattinson

The british actor/singer who is most famous by his role in TWILIGHT. Robert Pattinson is his real name and Spunk Ransom is his stage name. Pattinson plays Edward Cullen, a vampire, who falls in love with bella swan (Kristen Stewart). Check out his song on the twilight album "Never Think"

Dude are you going to go see that performer tonight?
yeahh dude he is such a spunk ransom/Robert Pattinson!

by criestinaa January 30, 2009

Spunk gargle wee wee

A sub-genre of military first person shooter video games. They are usually incredibly linear with a shit ton of explosions.

Black Ops 3 is an example of spunk gargle wee wee

by Whoaoeiaiowowiw November 26, 2020

spunk spitting gutter slut

a dirty slutty lady who, as she speaks may shower you in another mans sieman

shes a right spunk spitting gutter slut.

by southern shed squad June 30, 2006

Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon

As a lady is giving you a blow job, just after you cum in her mouth, punch her in the stomach. This will make her cough violently and expel "spunk" from her mouth and nose, making her look like a "Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon".

Just as I jizzed in her mouth I gave her a right good whack. She looked like a right Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon!

by Jimbomate March 6, 2011