Splunkerflunker

This is what you call the old ancient work tool of ancient ancestors. See, back in the day, the workers in the fields would work, and when they didn’t do a good job, the worker owners would beat them. So to avoid getting beated, the workers made the Splunkerflunker 9000 (or the McSplunky) which would harvest the crops more faster. (Trust me guys, this actually happened, google told me so, don’t ban me please 😭)

Yo grandpa, what was it like back in the day?
Nun much, jus made the Splunkerflunker with my homies.
Wowsers! That’s rad gramps!
This is why grandma died!

by Dr. Johnny April 17, 2024

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Splugging

Derived from spunking and plugging (a slang-like twist on excretion).

It conveys both actions occurring simultaneously in a succinct and playful manner.

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After that dodgy seafood and a wild night, he barely made it to the bathroom before splugging all over the place.

by The Dean ™️ November 23, 2024

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Splunging

The term splungingis when the female has a sexual orgasm and the male uses the liquid from the orgasm and starts filling up a pool or large container then gets into the container and slowly drinks the liquid

Me and my husband tried splunging it was so much fun

by Awesomesauce276 December 2, 2024

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