Muscle sperm

Involuntary contractions of a muscle, typically harmless and temporary, but can be painful.

"Ow my muscle! What is this?" "Muscle sperm lolololol"

by Maximum Hamilton June 21, 2023

sperm flip

Gaming term for when you take a shotgun blast to the nuts

In call of duty last night I sperm flipped a guy.

by Mudweller January 29, 2018

Mouth sperm

Dried up saliva or lip balm on the inner corners of your lips

Sakhile lick that mouth sperm off your lips

by OnWord March 6, 2023

sperm slurper

1. Of, or relating to a person- one who swallows ejaculate.

2. A person who simply swallows sperm.

"It's one thing to give a guy a blowjob, but to swallow his cum too??? Ew... you dirty little sperm slurper!"

by CrazyCrab69 September 25, 2022

sperm salad

The act of applying a fresh warm layer of sperm all over a fresh salad at your local Applebees for your girlfriend.

Don’t worry Emily I’ll fix up your sperm salad

by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023

The Sperm Effect

You laugh so hard that you pee out sperm

I had The Sperm Effect

by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017

sperm bag

A sperm bag is a slut and whore and harlot and strumpet and slattern who thinks nothing of swallowing large amounts of sperm or receiving such amounts of sperm via being fucked either in the arse or pussy!. This could be a male or female so let's not be prejudice here.

This sperm bag is full of hot cum and slutty sperm,for all to see

by gaz999 September 13, 2016