schelbekur

Shell-bë-ker (Eponym)
Not to be confused with Schelbuker

Definition: A German grown ass man who smokes in a public bathroom, most likely at your local high school

Ben: Yo Billy there's a Schelbekur in that bathroom *cough cough*
William: Oh shucks call them authorities!

by Anonymous12334455 November 12, 2019

Shelby

Shelby is a redneck lady at popeyes every Tuesday speaking to the manager about they only have her 1 sauce, Drives a school bus but can barely drive let alone see over the dashboard due to how short she is, Shelby's favorite thing to do is pull over the school bus while she is driving so annoy that the 2 girls sitting in the back that do absolutely nothing to her, Shelbys are highly annoying and quite frankly not worth your time to get to know, stay away from them as much as possible or you'll contract the shelby.

There is no possible way to describe this horrific thing named SHELBY

by Pqhwoeuqbwjeisy November 19, 2019

Shelana

matts crush for years

matt has a massive crush on Shelana

by anomalous69 November 25, 2019

Shelby

a short little fuck with an egg for a head. Shelby is always being an annoying little cunt muffin and wont hop off your cock. Shelby is also a good friend though.

You: Hey Shelby how was your day?
Shelby: Shut the fuck up *proceeds to hit you somewhere in her short ass reach, most likely the stomach*

by jewjew Nate December 5, 2019

Shelby

A sweet, funny and kind gal with a lovely personality. It has been said her rump is very smackable. She's also not the best at Uno.

Damn girl that butt is Shelby.

Hey buddy, sorry I have to play this draw 17 on you.. but I don't want to get Shelby'd in this game of Uno.

by DakoTaco January 2, 2021

Shelby

Shelby is the absolute bro bro 🤩 She is the best friend/sister anyone could EVER ask for 💕 she is kind, inclusive, caring, empathetic, grace giving, funny, and incredibly loving!! 🥰 She is so sweet and will never fail to make you laugh and smile 😊 She farts when she laughs and snorts sometimes 🦖🌈 Shelby is one of the best humans you will ever ever meet. No matter what happens you will be sisters for so many life times. Shelbys spirituality and faith is endlessly inspiring and will be ur Bible study bud! I’ve peed in more gray shorts than you can count in front of her but she will never abandon you bc of your constant peeing habits. SHES A QUEEN 👑 ❤️ she truly is a light in the universe that nobody in the entire cosmos could ever replicate. I love you fartster ❤️🤩🫂 HER HEART IS SOOOO BEAUTIFUL

Shelby farts a ton

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Shelby

An ungrateful bitch

Shelby, she’s an ungrateful bitch I hate her

by Chaz040301 December 20, 2021